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[Alternate]

I read today's xkcd and was stunned... this is a perfect example of one of my biggest turn-ons. I feel so nerdy, but I actually have fantasies about being the girl in a situtation like thisparticular strip. And you know, where he says, "Hey, do you mind if I jot down some notes on your chest?" I'd be all, "Oh god, yes please!"

When I read that strip I was all, "Wha- hey!  Isn't he going to finish telling us about the hamiltonian path?  Aw, he's having sex instead?  Lame!"  So the ending was a relief.  I've definitely been the annoying person who is thinking about math when she or he is supposed to be having sex.  Hopefully I will meet more people who can collaborate in both senses, simultaneously. 

A few months ago I had a weird celebrity crush -- Tony Snow.  He is a jerk, and that's the point.  I kind of figured that if we did do the deed he would spice things up by calling me a dirty commie treehugger. 

Also, a while ago I went to a dresden dolls concert and was full of moral outrage at the fact that Brian Viglione was consistently not having sex with me.  He was scrawny and weird and faux-angsty with lopsided hair and a soft nerd voice.  Damn. 

[smick]

Yeah! And while we're in the same aisle of the store, Stephen Fry.

And you know... he's never exactly been in the ... pu$$y business.

[Doc]

Maybe you could talk him into it if you got Hugh Laurie onboard first?

[side_show]

And you know... he's never exactly been in the ... pu$$y business.

There are rumours that Fry is going to be a guest star on House at some point, which would be wonderful.  I think Laurie is the more attractive of the two, and since Fry's always beating on him, it fits with my tendancey toward being attracted to bottoms.  Also, Mystery.

[slink]

Also, Mystery.

*sigh* Yes, they can both go on my list.
I mean, Jeeves and Wooster makes it even the case even more so!

As for this Scarlett Johanssen muttering - more and more that woman makes my skin crawl. Every time I see her speak in a film, I just want to rip my face off and scream. She's a hopeless actor, and I don't know, just doesn't do it for me. I mean, if she could act, I would probably find her a hell of a lot more attractive, since talent is a thing for me.

[Nabubrush]

*sigh* Yes, they can both go on my list.
I mean, Jeeves and Wooster makes it even the case even more so!

Fuck yeah. I love Wodehouse, and I love Fry and Laurie. I am always just blown away that somebody didn't fuck that up.

Hey, but while we're on the subject, watch 'em in Black Adder (Gen. Hogmanay Melchitt!) and The Young Ones (Lord Snot!) as well! In that episode of The Young Ones, you not only get Fry and Laurie with Emma Thompson and Robbie Coltrane and Ben Elton and many other funny folks, you also get a performance by Motorhead. (One of Lyle's favorite songs!)

I can't imagine what that would have been like. I guess I could compare it to 2nd season SNL, with Candice Bergen and Frank Zappa. Of course, I was 8 then, so I couldn't stay up that late, and if my Mom had seen that clip of Frank, her head would have exploded.

Thanks for the heads-up on that, smick, that movie looks sweet. I actually already knew that Stephen Fry wasn't in the pu$$y business, though. Part of the draw in a hypothetical situation like this, I think.

Sorry no video for F&L on Black Adder, but I am done.


Turns out not quite done, after all. Is Eddie Izzard too weird, or not weird enough, or should I just go over there for a little while?

[theinevitable]

I love that episode of the Young Ones so much. It is wonderful.

[Doc]

Turns out not quite done, after all. Is Eddie Izzard too weird, or not weird enough, or should I just go over there for a little while?

I suppose it depends on what you want him to be weird enough *for*.
He's certainly weird enough to be thoroughly entertaining.
Not sure I'd want to have a celebrity crush on him, I don't think I could handle the rejection. If I recall he likes the ladies; he just also likes to feel pretty.

[Nabubrush]

I suppose it depends on what you want him to be weird enough *for*.
He's certainly weird enough to be thoroughly entertaining.
Not sure I'd want to have a celebrity crush on him, I don't think I could handle the rejection. If I recall he likes the ladies; he just also likes to feel pretty.

Who don't like to feel pretty?

[Doc]

Who don't like to feel pretty?

True but pumps pinch me and I can't balance in stilettos.
Plus they make me look like a total whore.

[littlefallsmets]

Who don't like to feel pretty?

See... this is one of the reasons I am very glad that I've never wanted to dress up like a lady.

I'm 6'6" and somewhere a little over 300 pounds depending on the week... and am of Italian and Eastern European extraction. There is pretty much no way in hell I could look anything like a pretty lady in any possible fashion.

If I had the inclination to transvestificate, I would be pretty much the weirdest looking transvestifier on the goddamned planet.

There is nothing scarier than when I am at a convenience store in Hollywood and I am standing in line behind a crossdresser who is three or four inches taller than me. You would be surprised how often my attempts to get a lotto ticket and a Snapple involves running into an Insanely Tall Tranny.

Oddly, they are always of the African American persuasion. Is this because the gene-pool for African Americans tends to skew taller or... is it because it's easier for African-Americans to crossdress in public because scaredy-racists are too afraid of them to persecute them for their sexuality or... what?

Especially when you consider that I'm talking about neighborhood that are more Latin in population than African-American or generic-white-person-American, it is just freaky-ma-deaky.

[Doc]

There is pretty much no way in hell I could look anything like a pretty lady in any possible fashion.

Dude, have you seen Eddie Izzard?

[Nabubrush]

See... this is one of the reasons I am very glad that I've never wanted to dress up like a lady.

I'm 6'6" and somewhere a little over 300 pounds depending on the week... and am of Italian and Eastern European extraction. There is pretty much no way in hell I could look anything like a pretty lady in any possible fashion.

Gotta play to your strengths, and props to you for knowing them. I, on the other hand, look spectacular in drag.

Also, since there was a recent reference, Amy Sedaris, or what the hell, David Sedaris.

It would probably be very, very, very wrong to suggest both.

[side_show]

Yeah, there is a level of femmie that is very attractive to me - you know, the rock star thing.  The eye liner thing.  That is so sexy in a man.  I actually remember being at the video store and being all "Hmm.  Eddy Izzard.  Do I think he's sexy?  He is wearing eyeliner.  I suppose I need to rent this and find out."  I turns out that no, Eddy Izzard is not sexy to me.  Probably something to do with his comedy - in that I don't find him funny in large doses (that talent quotient again).  See, I think the sexy quotient, for me is pro-femmie, anti-trying-to-pass-as-female.  Same goes for the ladies.  I love a lady who is boyish, but not trying to pass for a boy.  A lady wearing a little argyle sweater, but still having styled one's hair or put on make-up?  Sexy.  It's something about nuance, I suppose.  The implication of being happy with one's gender, but willing to dance on the line.  That is hella sexy to me.

[CortJstr]

If I had the inclination to transvestificate, I would be pretty much the weirdest looking transvestifier on the goddamned planet.

Clearly you've never seen The Great Khali