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[littlefallsmets]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03092007

Does "Hilarious!" disprove my previous theories? Possibly. Possibly.

But if I have proven nothing else to you Awesome Internet People, I hope I have at least proven that I am pretty much pulling my theories out of my ass on the complete fly. I apologize to no man.

[Victoria Waterfield]

You have chosen the correct phrase for the thread title. I would give you a can for this, but I see you already have more than a hundred. Should any one man have so many tiny cans?

[Nabubrush]

That's one canned-up motherfucker.

[V-Adore]

I also like "the Kenyan government was careless with his sister's brain." That's a beautiful phrase, even removed entirely from context.

[Arachno-capitalist]

So I am not the only one who is still unclear as to whether the cat is messing with the African for entertainment or whether he thinks it is a legitimate business move to open a burrito chain in a place where many lack indoor plumbing and the per capita income is in the hundreds of dollars?

[linnea]

Jesus, Leon Sumbitches is one hell of a presumptuous bastard. Totally without shame.

[Golfhaus]

So I am not the only one who is still unclear as to whether the cat is messing with the African for entertainment or whether he thinks it is a legitimate business move to open a burrito chain in a place where many lack indoor plumbing and the per capita income is in the hundreds of dollars?

I was, until "Hilarious!" in the last panel. I'm pretty convinced that he's taking the piss now.

I like to think if I ever had sixty kabillion dollars, I'd be that kind of rich person too. Not afraid to drop a grand just to see what happens. I'd also be the kind of guy who walked down the street and offered people insane amounts of money to do dumb things. "You! Grab that biker's ass! Twenty thousand dollars if you do."

[coldfrog]

"You! Grab that biker's ass! Twenty thousand dollars if you do."

Only if you cover my medical and/or legal bills.

[chuanoplast]

What would somebody suffering from "plump leg" looks like? I assume only one leg has the plump, while the other is a perfectly normal, or even comely, leg. Half a pair of cankles?

[littlefallsmets]

What would somebody suffering from "plump leg" looks like?

Here's the thing.

In Most of Africa? There pretty much isn't such a thing as "being fat". They're starving and such. Something about their diamonds being stolen and not even the power of Leonardo DiCaprio's Sincere Concern being able to prevent it. Very. Sad.

He's trying his best to explain that he is too fat to fly coach but doesn't have the words for it. Leonardo DiCaprio failed and so they are pretty much without a concept of fat. When someone shows the signs of being fat or suffers the difficulties of fatness, they don't have words for that and they have to come up with medical diagnoses like "plump leg".

That is pretty much how bad it is in Most of Africa.

If only Leo had squinted a little harder, it may have been preventable.

[chuanoplast]

He's trying his best to explain that he is too fat to fly coach but doesn't have the words for it.

Oh man, I thought he was trying to describe an actual medical condition like elephantitis or that one where you get giant goiters on your leg. Somehow hearing the phrase "plump leg" made me forget that this Leon Sumbitches/Brian Wheat is a spammer.

[pmcd9]

Ray had his doubts from the start, but it was worth $5,000 to find out if this Leon Sumbitches was genuine.  LS followup e-mail has convinced Ray that he is a fraud.  But it's only about 20 g more to keep playing so he may continue to ante up.

Also, Leon Sumbitches played bass for Tesla?

[robot_god]

Man, I knew Ray knew what was going on!

The old Ray would not have known, but the newer Ray isn't that Ray no more.  Ya know?

Old Ray never received e-mail before, but the new Ray: he's read Something Awful at least.

It's pretty low of him to think that Leon's e-mail is hilarious, I mean, their economy basically evolves around a dude sitting on an out-of-round basketball.

[wombat]

[Does "Hilarious!" disprove my previous theories? Possibly. Possibly.

Oh indeedy! 

[CortJstr]

I was, until "Hilarious!" in the last panel. I'm pretty convinced that he's taking the piss now.

I like to think if I ever had sixty kabillion dollars, I'd be that kind of rich person too. Not afraid to drop a grand just to see what happens. I'd also be the kind of guy who walked down the street and offered people insane amounts of money to do dumb things. "You! Grab that biker's ass! Twenty thousand dollars if you do."

You could totally resurrect those old Klondike bar commercials from the 80's. But with money instead of kind-of-blah vanilla ice cream.