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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2007, 11:52:25 pm »
Backing up a bit: I have always wanted to give Frank Cho a chance, as various friends of mine love his work, but I am deeply unnerved by the "male characters are all extremely cartoony and/or talking animals, female characters are realistically rendered and very hot" style. I mean, dude, just admit you can't give two shits about drawing the human figure unless you want to fuck it and move on.
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2007, 11:58:31 pm »
again: judy, you've grown so fast.

"huh. whatever, fag."
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2007, 12:09:28 am »
Quote from: mczapp
I JUST CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF JOKES ABOUT VIDEOGAMES AND RPGS.

Well said, Person Who May Have Only Registered Just To Say That.

This is a lot of what I mean with a comic like PvP.

"Nerds are on the internet, so I will make a comic strip about... things I think nerds like!'

Blah. fuck*ng blah, man.
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2007, 12:52:04 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 21, 2007, 12:09:28 am
"Nerds are on the internet, so I will make a comic strip about... things I think nerds like!'

Totally agreed and what's sad is, that seems to suddenly propel them to stardom and inexplicably make their authors think like this asshole. The fact that a comic like Achewood can survive in this pit of topical vapidity is an even bigger testament to how creative and highly excellent it is. I mean, look at fuck*ng SPRITE COMICS

EDIT: oh god "Félipé". What's wrong with these people. Is it that hard to understand weird entertainment? What do these people have to say about fuck*ng Adult Swim shows? Those things seem to be pretty fuck*ng popular these days, and those make no sense. What do they think of those?
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2007, 01:09:16 am »
The only thing that could make this better would be if we can provoke Sean Howard to flaming-death-spiral his way through a five page bipolar pat-rant on the general subject / miscreants involved.

I may have to bribe him into doing this, with my precious crime-dollars.
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2007, 01:45:26 am »
I'm sorry I listened to this, but... "I don't like Felipe <sic> because he's way too innocent.  But I liked him when he got bad, when he got possessed by Billy Joel."

Billy Joel.

This stupid asshole confused Billy Joel for Billy Idol. 
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2007, 01:55:48 am »
Is this a regular thing, this podcast or whatever it was?  I can't imagine a talk show that dedicates (what seemed like) 2 hours to talking about a single anything much less a webcomic.  Maybe a whole show about all webcomics, but the whole damn thing just about Achewood.  The only purpose I can glean from all of that is it is a forum for lesser cartoonist to dump on their superiors.

Is this what all podcast are like, inarticulate assholes spouting ill informed opinions?

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« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2007, 01:59:20 am »
Oh God.
I just heard Scott Kurtz's whiney, nasally voice rape my eardrums.
I like how Kurtz's highest example of art defying convention is The Matrix.

Yeah.  Sorry, bro.  You are too dumb to "get" Achewood.
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2007, 02:17:17 am »
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Is this what all podcast are like, inarticulate assholes spouting ill informed opinions?

Yeah...but the statement would also be true if you replaced "podcast" with "internet".
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2007, 02:36:49 am »
Dear Chris Onstad,

doesn't think you're funny.

I hope you can handle the trauma.

Sincerely,
mczapp
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« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2007, 02:41:43 am »
wow.
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2007, 02:43:55 am »
let me ask you something: what is making sense?
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2007, 03:14:06 am »
That's a good size fellow. I like how he has surrounded himself with pictures of women that don't look like real humans. That's cool.
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« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2007, 03:19:43 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 21, 2007, 03:14:06 am
That's a good size fellow. I like how he has surrounded himself with pictures of women that don't look like real humans. That's cool.

The two pictures in the background are covers of Frank Cho books.
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2007, 03:35:33 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 21, 2007, 03:19:43 am
The two pictures in the background are covers of Frank Cho books.

CBG.
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