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[Nabubrush]

Fuck, you think things that don't show up in your posts? I thought we were getting your total output.

[chuanoplast]

I demand context on "Nooooooo! My spumoni!", because otherwise my brain will run itself ragged trying to think of one

I'm note sure if having context will even help because there is no logic to these comics, but here's the story. Dr. Evil threw a gong-gong ax and a mushu mallet at the two K'nex people because they were eating spumoni. The spumoni melted and they were upset. Later, a rock turns into a fried onion named Lacma, and Attila the Hun becomes a bassoonist and joins the youth orchestra.

As for song parodies, I suck at writing them, so I really like listening/reading them. Please sir, can we have some more?

[littlefallsmets]

Fuck, you think things that don't show up in your posts? I thought we were getting your total output.

For better or for worse, Nabu, not anywhere near it.

[Nabubrush]

For better or for worse, Nabu, not anywhere near it.

Sir, I salute your plenteous output!

[V-Adore]

Sir, I salute your plenteous output!

This is a really weird phrase to read in a thread I associate indelibly with "turd in a box."

I'm just sayin'.

[Ben-San]

I am like a foot taller than my older sister so she used to maintain dominance in the household by spider-climbing up to the ceiling in hallways, lurking until I passed underneath, and dropping onto me.

That's all I've really got for this topic.

[Nabubrush]

REPEEEEEEEEEENT!

I read this as being shouted by Frank Black - is that how it was intended?

[Nabubrush]

In the Pixies song Caribou, Frank bellows "repent" several times.

[jaydub]

I am like a foot taller than my older sister so she used to maintain dominance in the household by spider-climbing up to the ceiling in hallways, lurking until I passed underneath, and dropping onto me.

Your sister sounds awesome.  I maintained my superiority with a lightning fast crotch kick to my younger brother.  I don't know why he still talks to me.

[Ben-San]

I don't know, man, spider and the fly stuff fits in pretty damn good.

I'd ask if she had any particular war cry when dropping in but it doesn't really matter 'cause my mind has already supplied her with a few.

Just a conversational "Hey!" if anything.

Incidentally, since it occurred to me that not everyone might know what I mean by "spider-climbing", it's when you climb up between two opposing walls by applying pressure to both. Thinking about it, there was significant athleticism involved in this dropping down on me business.

[linnea]

You do not want to hear a song about He-Man's girlfriend "Teela" to the tune of Layla.

It is probably for the better that I cannot play any instruments, is all I'm saying.

When I was little we had a pet dove that we named Teela after that show. We had to give her to a bird sanctuary after a while, because she kept laying unfertilized eggs and the veterinarian thought she'd have a better life there.

[chuanoplast]

If I had a sibling that could spider-climb up walls, I would not be on top of the sibling ladder. Luckily, I only have a skinny brother that can run fast, but not fast enough to escape doom.

[AugustWest]

Back in my younger, skinnier days, I used to spider climb up the walls of the hallways in my dorm.  It was fun to just hang out and give people the hairy eyeball as they walked by (under?)

[slink]

I apparently tried to gain superiority over my older brother by breaking his nose rather often when we were younger. Probably three times... But then I broke my own nose to make him feel better.

[jaydub]

We had to give her to a bird sanctuary after a while, because she kept laying unfertilized eggs and the veterinarian thought she'd have a better life there.

Is this considered a bad thing?  Maybe she was trying to pay you back in kind for all the grelicious birdseed.