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[littlefallsmets]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03212007

I am not completely sure about this but I think "Brad: Party of One" is about a dude looking into a mirror and pleasuring himself to the sight of his own butthole. This is what my imagination tells me.

Have I mentioned that I don't think in pictures?

Thank Christ I only think in text and sounds.

Thank Christ on God Mountain.

[theinevitable]

egh. I don't "get it." Onstad is just breaking all the rules of comics, you know? Don't pretend you "get" this, people-- there's nothing to get.


...really though, I am ambivalent. But Onstad has surprised me before.

[littlefallsmets]

As an aside, the choice of this thread's title was a photo finish.

"Josh Rents A Wimp" would've been almost equally acceptable.

"give... me... thaaaaat!" only won because it is more fun to imagine what it would actually sound like.

[Lister]

Part of me wonders how gay men would be interested in this prototype, and part of me doesn't want to think about it too much.

But really, how would they know?

...are there meetings?  Am I just missing the postings on the community center board?

[Victoria Waterfield]

I think "I just decided this" makes the cartoon. "I just decided this" perfectly describes a whole category of Ray strips.

Ray Smuckles: He gets things done.

[littlefallsmets]

But really, how would they know?

...are there meetings?  Am I just missing the postings on the community center board?

Gays exchange information encoded into the protein sequences of their semen.

This does not work for straights or lesbians because there is not a mutual exchange of long protein strands in straights and none at all with lesbians. They pass secret messages with their wangs.

[chuanoplast]

I would rent "Great, Great, Great!" just for the dog on the cover if I didn't know it was porn, because that dog looks so happy.

[oball]

Happy?  It looks like it's having a seizure.

[robot_god]

What might have happened (but probably won't since I am posting it) is that the series would have been released and Phillipe would inadvertantly rent gay porn.  True story:

Dude I know taped some porno on a VHS and labeled it "Yu-Gi-Oh" as a disguise.  His six year old brother popped in the tape and played it in front of the whole family.  Classic move.

Anyway, a bunch of years later, and that dude's parents kicked him out of the house.

[chuanoplast]

Happy?  It looks like it's having a seizure.

I thought it was shaking out of joy?

[evan]

HOT PICK! is hilarious.

[V-Adore]

Dude I know taped some porno on a VHS and labeled it "Yu-Gi-Oh" as a disguise.  His six year old brother popped in the tape and played it in front of the whole family.  Classic move.

Why, for the love of God, did he think Yu-Gi-Oh was less shameful than anything else? Was the idea to hide it in plain sight, and then the inevitable result ensued?

I also like "I don't know who Steve is, but I don't think I'm invited to his Party," although "Josh Rents a Wimp" is such a great title I actually want to make gay porn with that title now.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Ray is The Decider. Bush wishes he had the decision making capabilities of Ray Smuckles the cartoon cat.

[mrchee]

"Double Subtitled"

Almost as funny as "Presented in Glorious EXTRA COLOR!"

[drew]

Gays exchange information encoded into the protein sequences of their semen.

This does not work for straights or lesbians because there is not a mutual exchange of long protein strands in straights and none at all with lesbians. They pass secret messages with their wangs.

By that same logic, could one surmise that lesbians communicate by Sapphic Morse Code? Either that or by wispering the secrets into the holiest of holies like a biological tin-cans-on-string operation?

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