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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2007, 05:28:11 pm »
What about that asian guy? He popped up on my gaydar from the first time i saw him.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2007, 08:38:05 pm »
Quote from: side_show on May 01, 2007, 01:09:38 pm
Yeah a Mythbusters where they prove they're not gay would be so awesome - they'd be all standing in a bulletproof box, firing dildos at a ballistics-gel ass.  "Nothing?"  "Nothing."  "Okay, well, I call this Myth busted!"

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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2007, 09:29:01 pm »
ok. this "bodysuit with visible thong." Was it visible literally, or was it visible through the bodysuit because of Tight?
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2007, 09:51:23 pm »
Judge for yourself

Not particularly naughty, but some people's standards are pretty stringent...


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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2007, 10:10:49 pm »
oh, geez. tame.

I googled her, and that picture came up, and I figured it was a fake nude image. I was confused, as it didn't even show her head.

Man. Let's be honest... the thong is a brilliant invention. Sorry, true.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2007, 11:05:08 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 01, 2007, 10:10:49 pm
oh, geez. tame.

I googled her, and that picture came up, and I figured it was a fake nude image. I was confused, as it didn't even show her head.

Man. Let's be honest... the thong is a brilliant invention. Sorry, true.

You see her head in the episode. Later she takes that photo and gives it a huge cottage cheese butt.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2007, 11:36:13 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 01, 2007, 11:14:05 pm
This conversation bothers me in that I don't remember the episode itself and I'm pretty sure the draw is "What, I missed one!?! INCOMPLETION! AAARGH!" not "Oh Noes, no bodysuit butt shots for me".

Damn, I think I just experienced the Collectors Gay.

It was the fat woman stuck to the airline toilet story. It was a pretty early episode and apparently Kari had basically been coming to the shop and pestering Jamie for a job. I believe this was part of her hazing. Or perhaps her interview.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #52 on: May 02, 2007, 01:03:30 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 01, 2007, 11:14:05 pm
"Oh Noes..."

Ash, where does this come from?  The SO started saying "Oh Noes!" about a month ago, I asked him why, he said he just made it up, but I was sure I'd heard it somewhere before, and now this...

As for Kari, they really treat her like one of the guys, and I sort of thought she might be a lesbian.  She's hot in that way.  The way that makes a girl wonder.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #53 on: May 02, 2007, 01:23:49 am »
Quote from: side_show on May 02, 2007, 01:03:30 am
Ash, where does this come from?  The SO started saying "Oh Noes!" about a month ago, I asked him why, he said he just made it up, but I was sure I'd heard it somewhere before, and now this...

I don't know where it started, but it's been around long enough that it was the title of Q's page back when he was still posting.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #54 on: May 02, 2007, 02:47:11 am »
Kari.

I love my wife and all, but...
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #55 on: May 02, 2007, 06:26:56 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 01, 2007, 12:30:54 am
I really want some glasses like the ones Nightlife has. or... maybe not.

this guy on my floor has these frames that scream "old school German man" that I really dig. They're similar to those black plastic frames that a lot of people have that I have wanted since I was a little kid and they were still lame, except they're... kind of taller? They are vertically bigger.

kind of like these but less rounded.

When I was a toddler I remember my dad owning a pair of glasses like that.  They were made of fake tortoiseshell.

Personally, I can't stand how angular glasses frames have become.  Black plastic rims being back in style is alright, but what I'd really like to see would be that style, only with perfectly circular lenses, like Harry Truman's glasses.  I had a pair similar to that (with metal frames, alas) when I was a kid, but eventually I outgrew them and my mom made me stop wearing them because they were cutting off blood circulation to my brain.  By that time, of course, the powers that be had decided that round lenses were "out," and the best I could find anywhere were a pair in that oblong egg-shape that I think is exclusive to glasses frames.  I have borne a grudge against the glasses industry ever since.  Just say no to corporate eyewear, people!

Of course, I haven't worn glasses in a non-hung-over state since I was fourteen, so it's kind of moot now, but if they brought back the Truman glasses I might just buy a pair anyway, just to make a statement.  Those things were bitchin'.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #56 on: May 02, 2007, 01:59:34 pm »
Quote from: side_show on May 02, 2007, 01:03:30 am
Ash, where does this come from?  The SO started saying "Oh Noes!" about a month ago, I asked him why, he said he just made it up, but I was sure I'd heard it somewhere before, and now this...

Does he also claim to have invented "I'm in ur internets, stealing ur bandwidths?"
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #57 on: May 02, 2007, 03:49:19 pm »
Quote from: side_show on May 02, 2007, 01:03:30 am
As for Kari, they really treat her like one of the guys, and I sort of thought she might be a lesbian.  She's hot in that way.  The way that makes a girl wonder.

I'm pretty sure I saw something in the paper last year about her getting married.  One could protest about "beards" and all, but this is the SFO Bay Area - if she wanted to be a harem owning diesel dyke, no one would think it improper.

Although it would be pretty hot.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #58 on: May 02, 2007, 04:57:34 pm »
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but I had to beat the single dudes back with a stick.

WELL worded, Misterdan. WELL worded.

Good choice of "back" instead of "off".
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #59 on: May 02, 2007, 07:19:11 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 02, 2007, 04:35:54 pm
Re: Oh Noes...

I had a girl friend in 1988 who worked in daycare when uni was out and she picked it up from the little kids. Her common habit to a thing that someone was maybe overacting to was to press both hands to her cheeks and say, in imitation of a childs voice, 'Oh Noes. Why did [blank] have to happen?'. That phrase has been used all over the interwebs for as long as I know of, and everytime I read it I hear it in her voice.

The memory associated with the phrase is nice but a little bitter-sad for me. I'm sure there's a good sturdy german word for that feeling.

Actually, to drag this thread a little more off-topic, I know there to be a good Japanese word for this feeling: natsukashii, an adjective referring to something that creates feelings of nostalgia, in a wistful, sad sort of way. It can be used for things that are happy, but typically there's this undertone of "ah, those were the good old days, and we are less for lacking that now."
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