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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #60 on: May 02, 2007, 07:37:02 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 02, 2007, 04:35:54 pm
LAST OT THING: I wonder if anyone has come out with cake toppers appropriate for this kind of thing? Having a girl figure in a pant suit to put on top would be a seller, for example. I know we didn't find any in our attempts.

Aparently there are lots of them.  The one I don't get it the one with three people "Couple # ss802-1" which appears to be a guy, a women in a suit and a teenage girl.  I don't know a lot about Mormons, and for some reason that is the only explaination I can come up with.


Edit:  Wait, I was just looking at it again, and I noticed the teen bride in the threesome is sitting on what appears to be a decorative wheelchair.  What is going on there?
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #61 on: May 03, 2007, 01:42:59 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 01, 2007, 11:53:04 pm
Thanks for the answer but it doesn't help to know that I missed one. Looks like I'll be obsessively checking now.

Dangity.

It's the Biscuit Bazooka episode which was on today at 11. And won't be on again for at least 2 weeks.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #62 on: May 03, 2007, 02:11:54 am »
I just want to point out that if the scenario involves three people it is no longer a couple.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2007, 03:51:32 am »
Well the cake people call them a couple, so maybe here is the explanation:  The teen bride is dead from the waist down from an accident caused by the man, therefore she is half a person.*  The man was emasculated when his now paralyzed fiance took on a butch gay lover, but too much of a loser to do the noble thing and leave her - hence he is half the man he used to be.  So the two of them combined only total up to be one person, hence three bodies make one couple.

*  To clarify:  I do not think this, I'm saying the cake people think this.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #64 on: May 03, 2007, 09:56:27 am »
Maybe the one in the black suit in the wheelchair one is giving her away?
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #65 on: May 03, 2007, 01:03:42 pm »
Quote from: Doc on May 03, 2007, 09:56:27 am
Maybe the one in the black suit in the wheelchair one is giving her away?


Like, selling her on the open market?  To the highest bidder?
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #66 on: May 03, 2007, 07:19:40 pm »
See, I just assumed that it was a custom-made cake topper for a wedding/commitment ceremony/handfasting/something for a polyamorous triad consisting of a man, a woman who preferred #####uits, and a woman in a wheelchair. That seems a bit strange, but not all that actively sinister or unlikely.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #67 on: May 04, 2007, 11:36:16 am »
Quote from: iron_felix on May 02, 2007, 06:26:56 am
Of course, I haven't worn glasses in a non-hung-over state since I was fourteen, so it's kind of moot now, but if they brought back the Truman glasses I might just buy a pair anyway, just to make a statement.  Those things were bitchin'.

I'd recently found these for a friend. Perhaps it is the statement you were also seeking. http://www.eyeglasses.com/product/1115221498-1115221498

I do not have any special opinions regarding cake toppers.
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #68 on: May 04, 2007, 11:40:54 am »
V-- it took me a really long time to figure out what #####uits were.
Mostly because for some reason I was pronouncing "uits" as in "Inuits," not as in "suits". So I was thinking "*****-uit?" "#####-uit?" What?

And then I typed them out and realized... OH!
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Re: 2007-04-30 Who is the Cat with the Bone in His Hat...
« Reply #69 on: May 04, 2007, 08:43:40 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 04, 2007, 11:40:54 am
V-- it took me a really long time to figure out what ******uits were.
Mostly because for some reason I was pronouncing "uits" as in "Inuits," not as in "suits". So I was thinking "#####-uit?" "******-uit?" What?

And then I typed them out and realized... OH!

The #####uits were one of the most fierce of the native tribes of the North, frequently coming into territorial conflict with the Tling*****.
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