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[Doc]

lose a bag of cherrry "licorice" somewhere in the hose.

There's a 'u' missing from there right?
Please?

[pmcd9]

There's a 'u' missing from there right?
Please?

Please!

[jaydub]

Aussies and their fussy spelling...I'm sure she mean she lost some liquorice in her hose.

[littlefallsmets]

I dunno, I've never worn pantyhose but... it's probably as good a place to hold Twizzlers as any.

Keep it around as a treat for your lover, you know.

"If you go down on me, you get Twizzlers."

Two great tastes, y'know.

[CortJstr]

I dunno, I've never worn pantyhose but... it's probably as good a place to hold Twizzlers as any.

Keep it around as a treat for your lover, you know.

"If you go down on me, you get Twizzlers."

Two great tastes, y'know.

First I laughed. Then I had some frankly horrifying mental images that involve utilizing Twizzlers straw-like nature.

[wombat]

... have a minor modern technological emergency.

This afternoon I looked at my cell phone and it had a message on it saying its memory was full. The problem is that if I wear even slightly tight ##### or put too much stuff in my pockets, the camera button keeps getting pushed and so there were probably hundreds of pictures of the inside of my ##### pockets stored on my phone.

I thought I was incredibly clever, quickly figuring out how to erase them all.  Till I found that I had thereby also erased the pug pictures that were my screensaver and wallpaper.

Despite the JILLIONS of things I had to do today, I had to drop everything immediately and take more pug pictures and replace the wallpaper.  There was NO WAY I could go through life seeing one of those generic displays every time I looked at the phone.  It's bad enough that the color scheme is red and apparently there's no way to change it without actually changing cell phone carriers.

[theinevitable]

my background is an adorable picture of my pup.

he looks kind of like the middle one here without the weird/scary eyes.
somehow he is the only one of his breed in the world who doesn't look like a completely inbred half-wit dog. Maybe because most people who have them seem to brush them every day, get their hair groomed and washed and stuff, and over-feed them. Also, somehow make them look permanently bored. He is skinny and spastic and excitable.
You know, it's like that thing where people's dogs look like them.

to return to my post a week or so ago about our big kickball game, this is the KWUR team
and this is the K-SLU team.
You can't tell how many of them were holding cigarettes the entire game based on this picture, but, I am pretty sure that had a big effect on how badly we beat them. That and that we are awesome.

[wombat]

Today I'm gonna... go clean the pool in the anaconda exhibit, which sucks, except for the fact that I get to yell "I've had it with these motherfuck*ng snakes on this motherfuck*ng drain!"

[side_show]

Well, I don't know where the licorice went.  I did mean house, but it very well could have been lost in the hose.  I sometimes put things in the sock, underwear and hosery drawer that don't belong there, so I regularly look there for missing things as sometimes I've put them there unconsciously.  Things that are neither socks, underwear or hosery.  I don't know why.  For instance, I have had three Indonesian carvings of musicians playing various instruments in the bottom of my sock drawer for at least 2 years.  I can't remember why I put them there in the first place, but while digging around for socks this morning, I was reminded that they were there when I dug to the bottom seeking any pair of socks that aren't black.  The dead, sculpted eyes of a drummer stared back.  Also, I have a satin sack full of coins I collected as a child in there, and overtime the drawstring has worn down and broken, so every so often I'll dig to the bottom of the drawer for some underwear, and a Belgian franc, a King George penny and a token from a no-longer-existing kids amusement centre will come to the surface.  I suppose I just need to change my understanding of the drawer's purpose to "socks, underwear, hosery and items with significant subconscious psychological meaning."  A place for everything, everything in it's place, right?

[Doc]

A place for everything, everything in it's place, right?

You know whenever my dad said this to me it never occurred that I could retroactively assign something a place as in 'it's place is where it is right now'.

[wombat]

Observe a pro at work: Smells can make a better story about her sock drawer than another person can about a giant snake.

It's all in the execution, people.

[Doc]

I think I'd prefer to play the snake though. Though I'm sure Smells could write a sock some awesome dialogue.

[jaydub]

...be real happy about the 45-70 rifle and load combo I'll be using for...stuff.

50 yards, kneeling, at an 8" paper plate.

Iron sights or scope?

[Pedro Picasso]

Observe a pro at work: Smells can make a better story about her sock drawer than another person can about a giant snake.

It's all in the execution, people.

I laughed my ass off (pronounce le*moe') at the snakes business.  A nice chest-muscles-now-sore laugh.  Excelsior!

As for Smells' drawer: it's a neat observation, but  I thought this was the understood function of sock drawers.  This is exactly how I use mine, and I learned the behavior from my father.

[wombat]

I laughed my ass off (pronounce le*moe') at the snakes business.  A nice chest-muscles-now-sore laugh.  Excelsior!

As for Smells' drawer: it's a neat observation, but  I thought this was the understood function of sock drawers.  This is exactly how I use mine, and I learned the behavior from my father.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. It certainly amuses me.

My sock drawer is too crammed full of socks to hold a single other thing. I have enough socks for an army to march on, as long as they don't mind if some of them wear socks decorated with frogs and flowers and pug dogs. I don't know why I have so many, it's just some kind of sickness.