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[Ruta Bagas]

Yay for assuming an entire class of people are criminals!

That's not really fair. The Mosquito isn't really treating people like criminals.

More like vermin.

[Doc]

More like vermin.

I have to give that one to you. Along with a can of course.

[CortJstr]

I've been boycotting Facebook since the beginning. It was so EASY, too!

I'm of mixed opinion. I mean, on the one hand, yeah, it sucks that they're basically saying "We don't want you here," but if the security dude is right, and people are driving to the mall, seeing all the kids hanging out outside, and saying, "Yeah, screw THIS, I'll go spend my money somewhere else," I think the people paying rent on the stores inside have the right to tell the mall to do something about it.

Maybe I just have no respect for people with no shopping agenda.

Don't you work at The Fashionable Male?

[theinevitable]

...make a series of post-it notes listing all the stuff I need to do before I leave thursday morning.
OH MY GOD I have to do so much stuff. Pack everything and either leave it at my friend's house or ship it home, do a new draft of my short story, study for 2 exams, do a ton of radio stuff, hang out with my senior friends who are graduating...

I am so unhappy about how much time I wasted last week (ie: all of it. all of last week was wasted. I mean, fun is great, but I have so many things to do now.)

also: I should have learned by now that I should never, Ever talk to my mom when I am upset/stressed/worried, because she always finds a way to make me feel 100 times worse by speaking on a soothing voice and telling me I should do everything "one thing at a time."
Like, literally, something about the way she says things in these situations makes it so that if she said "daniel, you need to eat food once a day" I think I would decide I needed to stop eating.
For one, she said that I should "just have dinner or something" with one of my best friends, who is graduating and basically having a nervous breakdown about it. Quite frankly, I give more of a shit about my friends than I could ever give about doing well in a class. I implied this, and she reacted as if I'd said "I don't ever want to do work, I think that the most important thing in life is to have fun, I am trying really hard to flunk out of school."

[jay-ell]

Inev, my mom does the same thing, and it is impossible.  I'm sorry.  I still can't help talking to my mom when I'm having a rough time, and she can't help making me feel like I'm wasting my life, so the best I can hope for is that I will develop a way to avoid doing this to my kids someday. 

You Are Not Alone, buddy. 

The other night, I will have been gonna dream that we all attended TOUAMB camp, and Pedro and I made an Arrangement, and I was about to have makeouts with Somebody, but at the last minute he was all, "no, I can't do that to Pedro, it's not right" and I was all, But, Arrangement!, and he was all, "no, I really can't." 

It was weird.  Especially considering that I was somehow about nineteen (I don't think Pedro and I were married and we certainly didn't have kids).  In fact, I think we were *all* college-aged, which might have explained how we were all able to take a week out of our lives and go sleep in log cabins with strangers from the internet. 

[wombat]

You didn't think we wouldn't ask who Somebody was in that dream, did you?

[jay-ell]

It was actually two Somebodies merged into a single entity. 

With a dash of Nabu, for Sexiness. 

[littlefallsmets]

I can't remember a sex dream in the last... ten years... that wasn't either about my girlfriend or a small group of a half-dozen female friends from high school/college times for which I had more-than-platonic feelings.

I don't have sex dreams about strangers, I don't have sex dreams about celebrities, I don't have sex dreams about anyone I've met since about the age of twenty.

I guess even in my dreams I'm old fashioned, I'm just a six or seven woman man, like in the old days.

[jay-ell]

Unless they involve Pedro, most of my sex dreams don't even involve real people. 

I want to make it absolutely clear, before people start making guesses about the identities of the TOUAMBies in my recent dream, that there was NO SEX.  There was not even making out.  There was mild mutual interest, that is all.  Very mild.  Very.  Very.  Mild. 

Gracious, this is embarrassing.  I should have posted this...elsewhere. 

[CortJstr]

It was actually two Somebodies merged into a single entity. 

With a dash of Nabu Cort, for ^extreme Sexiness. 

Fixed that for you.

[jay-ell]

Nah, dream-TOUAMBie wasn't *that* hott. 

And he certainly didn't have supreme Google-fu.

[lprkn]

I'm with you on the imaginary people sex dreams JL. I think that sometimes they are conglomerates of people I know, but nothing concretely identifiable.

[littlefallsmets]

CUNT fields forever, y'all.

[wombat]

It was actually two Somebodies merged into a single entity. 
 

You didn't think we wouldn't ask which two Somebodies, did you?

[Doc]

Especially considering that I was somehow about nineteen

There was not even making out.  There was mild mutual interest, that is all.  Very mild.  Very.  Very.  Mild. 

I deduce from this that even in JL's subconscious Dan isn't getting any.