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[CortJstr]

I've never been arrested before.

Anybody else a little surprised?

[theinevitable]

my mom is doing this weird thing where she like, decides to let me sleep in as late as I want, but then uses this as an excuse to make me do things.

...that it doesn't really bother me to do. "If you don't wake up before noon, you'll just have to vacuum your own room!"
Which... I mean... I vacuum my room at school (three times a year?) so I don't understand what this is supposed to do.

She also keeps reminding me that I SHARE SPACE with people now, it's not like in college where my space is my own.
Because apparently having three roommates does not count as sharing, and having 2 siblings and 2 parents who would never even SEE my room unless they tried hard means that I have to keep my room spic-and-span at all times.

Also, I just realized that in that nice email I got, I was referred to as Mr. Burton, and the lady referred to herself as Ms. (Lastname.)
What the heck is that? Now I feel weird calling her by her first name.

Today I woke up at 3. I am not sure why my sleep schedule is slowly shifting to "nocturnal," I was really good about this all of this year at school..

So, today I am going to clean the heck out of my room, and go out to dinner with my family to celebrate a late mother's day/my dad's birthday.

[wombat]

...wonder about the mysteries of the Internet.

Apparently over 8,000 people read this board and followed my instructions to email my story to a friend on Yahoo. And then the Most Emailed numbers for the story started going backwards!  It went down to around 6,000, and then around 4,000, and now it's around 1,000 and a story about Einstein's thoughts on God is allegedly ahead of mine, but it's all a lie.

This is a sobering experience. How can they do this? How will I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo again?

[Doc]

... try to remember if I did anything embarassing. I'm pretty sure I was just a sloppy drunk but there's a definite period where I can't remember getting from one place to another and before that period I was hanging out with friends and after I wasn't. This concerns me.

[jaydub]

... try to remember if I did anything embarassing. I'm pretty sure I was just a sloppy drunk but there's a definite period where I can't remember getting from one place to another and before that period I was hanging out with friends and after I wasn't. This concerns me.

Are you still wearing #####?  Is it your own underwear that you have on?  If yes to both, then probably all can be forgiven.

[Doc]

Are you still wearing ******?  Is it your own underwear that you have on?  If yes to both, then probably all can be forgiven.

That's what I'm hoping. It just always bothers me when I lose time.

Addendum to what I'm going to do today: Paniyiri!
Assuming I can get enough water into me that the sun is not something to be afeared of.

[KeithHernandez]

One time I sang Ironic at the top of my lungs when sloppy drunk.  That is the worst mistake you can make while drunk that doesn't involve #####.  And yeah, that worked out alright.
 

[side_show]

... attempt masonry for the first time ever.  Yikes!

[Ruta Bagas]

It's all in the handshake.

[littlefallsmets]

A 66th level tiny can for that one.

[theinevitable]

...reflect on the bizarre fact that of the three girls i've ever dated, 2 of them have birthdays within 2 days of mine. One after the other. Weird weird weird.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Move in to this enormous home with all my of closest friends. First night, already spent $50 on liquor and $0 on food. Plus, the beach is private and beautiful, but unless youre inside the water there are biting flies? WTF is up with that.  Tomorrow: Chicken and Margaritas.

[theinevitable]

the beach is private and beautiful, but unless youre inside the water there are biting flies? WTF is up with that.

welcome to NC.

Just now I watched Match Point, which was pretty awesome. I spent a lot of the time, though, trying to figure out why the guy was so OK with everyone talking about how he came from humble beginnings the whole time.
Right before the first time he smooches his rich girlfriend, she asks if he needs money, and he is just like "oh, no, it's fine." I feel like this is really weird.

Now I am listening to this really pretty opera piece which was in the movie a bunch of times. Una Furtiva Lagrima.

[littlefallsmets]

I spent a lot of the time, though, trying to figure out why the guy was so OK with everyone talking about how he came from humble beginnings the whole time.

Because... Woody Allen has been completely detached from real human interaction for the better part of the last forty years?

[Choop]

Tomorrow: Chicken

Today: can'd