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« Reply #2820 on: May 22, 2008, 01:44:19 am »

I have contracted some stomach bug that has decided my body is filled with sin and must be purged.
My toilet broke this morning as well (just as I realised I was sick, not as a result of aforementioned purging) meaning I have to use the decrepit one in our garage downstairs.
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« Reply #2821 on: May 22, 2008, 09:22:14 am »

That's a nice counterpoint to the wedding dress news.

Thanks for that.  :-)
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« Reply #2822 on: May 22, 2008, 10:28:00 am »

Today, the dentist complemented me on the quality of my temporary filling.

I've never felt so smug in a dental surgery.

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« Reply #2823 on: May 22, 2008, 12:40:11 pm »

...wake up with a wicked craving for doughnuts.

And realize I had a dream about A-Cap. Somehow, I ran into him, and a very nice girlfriend. I don't know how I knew who he was, and I don't think I've ever seen a picture, but in the dream, he was quite adorable, although with goofy hair, and in a much better mood than he is on the internet. 

Anyway, he didn't want to go for dinner or ice cream, but we decided to go have doughnuts. But to do that, we had to take a train into the city. I don't know what city. So we were mostly hanging out waiting for a train.
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« Reply #2824 on: May 22, 2008, 12:49:02 pm »

Wierd.  I dreamed about hanging out with Ash and Cort last night.  Probably because that's essentially what I did during the day yesterday. 

Cort looked like cort, because I have met him, and Ash looked...pretty much exactly like his avatar, in human form. 
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« Reply #2825 on: May 22, 2008, 01:11:11 pm »

Well, I have been told that I'm dreamy


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« Reply #2826 on: May 22, 2008, 01:11:39 pm »

...wake up at 4 am feeling so sick.  Ohhhh. My throat.
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« Reply #2827 on: May 22, 2008, 03:00:46 pm »

get woken up by a series of phone calls where I tried to be nice, but it was obvious that I was incredibly annoyed to be woken up. I am going to take this chance to get my campaign of waking-up-earlier going, before 2.5 solid months of waking up at 7 AM.
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« Reply #2828 on: May 22, 2008, 03:04:14 pm »

Does anyone know Nick, the half gay manager from the show Sunset Tan? I dreamt my girlfriend left me for him. I was quite Ruffled.
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« Reply #2829 on: May 22, 2008, 03:25:39 pm »

naw, man, I imagine that he would be Ruffled, where Ruffled is that special thing that she would normally only do on your birthday or whatever.


...lately I am fixated on the idea of a sexual act that is only for your birthday. That is such a weird concept to me. I feel like usually when people say this, there is a tone like... maybe it's something really nasty, maybe they're a little bit ashamed. Gross.

I really want to write a short story where if this guy titty-fucks his wife (no socially acceptable way to say this!?) on a day which is not his birthday, the world will end. Or he will die. or something.
And then it's his birthday, and midnight is coming up but like their alarm clock is out of batteries...
the concept is full of possibilities. Maybe the result will be that she magically has a tattoo that says "insert c*ck here" between her breasts.

*mel, if this shows up in one of your plays, I will be so disappointed in you. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, PEOPLE!

(i am being silly, do not think for a second that I think that this is a clever enough idea for mel. also, don't think for a second that I won't write this story, because, maybe I will. it's an exciting time.)
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« Reply #2830 on: May 22, 2008, 04:36:21 pm »


I really want to write a short story where if this guy titty-fucks his wife (no socially acceptable way to say this!?) on a day which is not his birthday, the world will end. Or he will die. or something.

Try, "Hawaiian Muscle Fuck." 

Or, if that's still too much, you could go all old-school and just say she wore a pearl necklace. 

Seriously, the idea of a sex act being reserved for one's birthday is about it being a selfless act for the other person to do.  Not because it's gross, but maybe the lady totally digs on it but the dude is like, "meh."  So she gets it on her birthday, because that's the one day of the year that he shows his appreciation for how awesome she is by giving it to her any darn way she likes, with no thought whatsoever of his own pleasure. 

At least, that's the way it ought to be.
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« Reply #2831 on: May 22, 2008, 04:59:30 pm »

yeah, I am mostly referring to references like "I did... I even did that thing on your birthday that you know I hate!" To me the tone with which things like this are said implies Grossness.

don't get me wrong, I am not in favor of people having to do gross things on their loved one's birthday.
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« Reply #2832 on: May 22, 2008, 05:15:44 pm »

I am definitely anti- sex acts that are mostly just about humilating the partner?

However, when I saw that there was a movie called "The Girl With A Pearl Earring" I must have giggled for a week straight.

"What," I would ask people, "did she sneeze at the worst possible time or something and it only hit her ear?"

ALSO: The "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where his wife let him cheat on her, just once, on their anniversary without any guilt or blame... but in the end, he could go through with fuck*ng his chosen girl because she turned out to be a Republican?

This made me think of that. And that was goddamned funny.
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« Reply #2833 on: May 23, 2008, 04:02:39 am »

Today I'm gonna download demo of a game that another of my friends worked on.  This is pretty cool.

Also, if you're doing that "just because you like it" thing, be sure you're at least into it enough so that your special human relation doesn't feel guilty/embarassed/angry afterwards.  Passive aggressiveness isn't that cool during business time.
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« Reply #2834 on: May 23, 2008, 05:55:39 am »

i really want to not be in my parent's house right now.
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