...so I was driving along, and I realized I was about to miss my turn. I looked in my mirror, glanced over my shoulder, and swerved into the lane. A few seconds later I saw that some guys were about to cross where I was trying to turn-- I waved to them to go ahead.
Then the three cars behind me all hit each other. Um. So I got out and for a second I thought they were all cussing at me, super-enraged, then I realized what they had seen was "THESE THREE STUPID-ASS BLACK KIDS JUST RAN IN FRONT OF HIM!" I told the cop who came my version, which is that I waved for them to go. He didn't really seem to care. The guy in the third car, which was REALLY messed up (he must have been going hell of fast for a 35 mph zone, or else I have no conception of how much damage a car will do at low speeds) jumped out and ran away, apparently. The lady in the middle car had whiplash and they got an ambulance for her.
Then we found out the third car had stolen tags. The guy in the passenger's seat said that the guy driving him was just a coworker, he didn't really know him.
Luckily the cop didn't notice that my license expired yesterday. The first cop who came looked kind of like Paul but with a lame mustache instead of an awesome one. He took notes on his hand instead of a notepad, which was kind of weird.