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[Arachno-capitalist]

Study, then hear that InBev has made a hostile offer to Anheuser-Busch to buy their stock at $65 a share. As AB stock is my primary holding and I bought it at $40, this was a swell day.
In a totally unrelated event, I grilled up some rude filet mignon.


Edit: RIP Misterqueue.
Arachno-capitalist         57d 3h 36m
misterqueue                57d 3h 35m

[wombat]

Oh, sure, Inev's all friendly to the old folks on the Internet, but then when he meets one in real life we see what he really thinks of us.

[CortJstr]

The cougar is a stealthy creature... typically, by the time you realize you're in danger, you're already in her mouth.

<gets his liquor out, starts choosing a shot glass>

By the time you've finished Golfhaus's post, you've already given it a can.

[wombat]

Edit: RIP Misterqueue.
Arachno-capitalist         57d 3h 36m
misterqueue                57d 3h 35m

Oh, wow.

Man, this thread is making me feel old right now.

[Doc]

So did misterqueue turn out to be an elaborate psychological experiment or what? I missed the end of that movie.

[pmcd9]

So did misterqueue turn out to be an elaborate psychological experiment or what? I missed the end of that movie.

The dish ran away with the spoon and they are living happily ever after on flickr.

[jaydub]

So did misterqueue turn out to be an elaborate psychological experiment or what? I missed the end of that movie.

I'm still wondering whether MuseOfFire was a sock puppet.  She was pretty cool.

[theinevitable]

no, see, she is a very unattractive lady. This is not a thing where I have even the tiniest interest in boning her.
some of my my-age coworkers, now, they are a different story.

The thing is, A-CAP, they are drug-testing us sometime in the next week.

The answer to what we will do is: drive into town and go to a hookah bar, and have dinner at a fake-irish pub, then come back. Everyone else will go to drink, and i will fall asleep on my bed at the late hour of 11:30. I woke up at about 8:50.
So yeah, it is hard for me to do fun things since I am a permanently tired person. Last time I went to drink with them and almost fell asleep on top of a mountain.

I am realizing that I love these people when they are on camp grounds with kids, but once they are off camp grounds... they are the kind of people who think it is fun to sing Camp Songs in public. Drive down tiny mountain roads at 70mph, and sing camp songs at the top of their lungs.

[littlefallsmets]

It don't matter, dude.

The cougar don't care if you don't want it for reasons of your own pleasure.

The cougar wants you for reasons of her own pleasure. If she can't get you with her looks, that's fine to the cougar. Cougar don't care. Will it be on the power of her authority? Will it be in a moment of your own weakness? A moment of weakness she herself orchestrated?

Cougar don't care. Cougars hunt, dude, and as long as they got their prey at the end of the night, they don't give a damn how they finally brought it down.

Laws of nature, dude.

[wombat]

....go to the beach for the weekend!

Hmm, and yet here I am on the internet. What is wrong with this picture.

[theinevitable]

yeah, um, this cougar will not accomplish what she has set out to accomplish, that's all I'm saying. it ain't happening.

[theinevitable]

any way you look at this, you lose.

[theinevitable]

i... was quoting "Mrs Robinson".

Any way that I address this situation will be awkward. Right now I am just basically acting unfriendly, which is not great.

[wombat]

i... was quoting "Mrs Robinson".

And you deserved a can for that post, but with all this rude talk about 40 year old ladies flying about, I'm just not in the mood.

[Doc]

yeah, um, this cougar will not accomplish what she has set out to accomplish, that's all I'm saying. it ain't happening.

a moment of your own weakness?

Last time I went to drink with them and almost fell asleep on top of a mountain.