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[KeithHernandez]

Seriously, they ain't the same preople.

Pronouncing that is really fun.

[KeithHernandez]

Quit my job mowing lawns.

Also, buy my first cd in like 5 years; Camper Van Beethoven's Telephone Free Landslide Victory.


Later, bag wine then bike ride with these Boulder peeps who drive around town going to different bars.  One of these people happens to be a fine lady I dig.

After that, once Lassie comes back from the moon and I am wasted, I will take the skinheads bowling in my dads car.  Hell of gnarly.  Maybe go to buy a Vespa Scooter?

[Doc]

Later, bag wine then bike ride with these Boulder peeps who drive around town going to different bars.  One of these people happens to be a fine lady I dig.

The only good thing about bag wine is that it enables goon of fortune.

[pmcd9]

Later, bag wine then bike ride with these Boulder peeps who drive around town going to different bars.  One of these people happens to be a fine lady I dig.

That's exactly what I did yesterday, minus the wine.

[KeithHernandez]

Yeah, so I had a flat tire.  Now I am bored and have listened to Camper Van Beethoven a lot.

[pmcd9]

Yeah, so I had a flat tire.  Now I am bored and have listened to Camper Van Beethoven a lot.

I didn't have a flat tire, but my friend cratered his wheel.

[side_show]

Damn Keith, if you get a Vespa I will baste in jealousy.  I was going to get a Vespa this year, but instead I'm getting married.  I know that a life time partner who will be with me when things go saggy, totally change my diapers and pluck my chin hairs is a pretty good deal, but damn if I don't want him and a Vespa.  Is that so wrong.

Also, bar hopping is rad.  I haven't bar hopped in years.  The best is when the night ends at a 24hr licensed restaurant facility, and everyone orders random food - like someone orders nachos, someone orders breakfast, etc.  Good times.

Today I'm gonna do a radio interview about my play on a morning show, come home and go back to bed to read and snooze, then later wake up and do some writing, after that maybe porn and/or some sort of sexy plan for the SO when he returns from work later today.  It feels odd to be fully dressed and going back to bed, but getting up at 5 am makes my brain hurt.

[CortJstr]

Read a bunch about Civic Hybrids, then about Priuses. Then realize my car is only 3 years old so a new one would be silly, especially since I only owe about $1,000 less than it's worth.

Then read about the '10 Prius and decide I totally want the hell out of one when they come out in the spring. I'd rather have a normal looking car but damn this sounds like it will be sweet.

[Golfhaus]

Yesterday Mrs. Haus and I saw our baby for the first time.



She said, "Oh great, they've got your big head."

[jay-ell]

Yaaaaaaaaaaay! 

I was just thinking, as I was changing my baby's diaper, "I wonder how Mrs. Haus is doing?" 

I hope the first-trimester unpleasantness isn't giving her too much trouble.  And do let me know if there's anything you want or need.  We have gear from both kids that neither of them will be able to use before long, just begging for a good home to go to. 

[CortJstr]

Is that just a funky speech pattern or do I owe you one of those extra fancy double hi-5's with a spin and a smack of the ass as a finisher?

Congrats. Fun's a coming your ways.

I think she's using "they" as the gender-neutral 3rd-person singular. Unless he meant to write "babies" earlier in the post.

[Arachno-capitalist]

 . . . shave my cat. I looked online for some guidance and Im pretty sure she needs it. She has a long, dense, black and white coat that is constantly shedding. She is also enormous.

[Carlos del Vaca]

. . . shave my cat.

Heh heh.  M heh heh.  Shaving your what?  Heh heh.

[wombat]

Before and after pictures!

[jaydub]

Heh heh.  M heh heh.  Shaving your what?  Heh heh.

I think that's Butthead.