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[AlohaDawg]

Talk Like a Pirate Day is this Friday.

[side_show]

If there was ever a time for an eye injury it would be now.  We actually have five or six pirate patches in the costume room.  But since I can see out of my eye, I don't really want to wear a patch, especially since it would have to go over or under my glasses.

Also, the medication worked really well overnight, so now I just look like I smeared Vaseline on my eye and eyelashes. 

[CortJstr]

Also, the medication worked really well overnight, so now I just look like I smeared Vaseline on my eye and eyelashes. 

Hott!

[lprkn]

Which is worse hotter, glasses with vaseline on them, or an eyepatch with vaseline on it?

[Sub_Topical]

So yeah, this kind of little clip brightens my day.

Guy's running a wild pig off his deer feeder.

[Arachno-capitalist]

That is Sub Topical, I remember him. I remember Sub Topical.

Internet Porn And You, a shortish flash animation: http://current.com/items/89298493_internet_porn_you

[wombat]

Oh no, what brought Sub Topical back?

Today I'm gonna find out that one of the magazines I was writing for, that paid really well, might be turning into a website, which will inevitably not pay very well.

On the bright side, I found out there is scientific proof that there really is always room for dessert. So I can go have a big piece of cake to help me cope with this news.

[theinevitable]

Change my voter registration to Missouri.

But I did it with this random guy who was on campus... I am kind of creeped out by how informal it seemed. I mean, I filled out the form, but I don't think I trust this guy. I'm going to check in a week to see if it's really changed. He said I should get something in the mail, but I'm going to check online as well.

Mostly it's that as I was filling out the form he asked who I was supporting. And I just started imagining that he's some weird vigilante-style vote-killer who throws out the registration forms of people voting for the wrong candidate.

Then someone offered me a free bible, and I said "no thanks, already have one!" I like saying that because it makes them smile. Also, it's true.


yesterday I got in this really bizarre argument with my roommate where it became apparent that he has no idea what "sustainability" even means, but that doesn't stop him from saying that he hates it.
He seems to think it has something to do with making objects last forever? He went on a big thing about how he loves disposable plates, he just thinks they are so cool.

I was so flabbergasted that I didn't really say anything.

[jaydub]

Isn't Sub-Topical a sock puppet for one of our other members?  Or is it the other way around?  Details get fuzzy with chronic baby-induced insomnia.

[Sub_Topical]

Yeah! Dogpile!

[Doc]

We are all Sub_Tropical.

[CortJstr]

We are all Sub_Tropical.

I'm Spartacus.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I'm just the handle LFM uses when hes drunk.

[wombat]

You're all figments of my imagination anyway so what difference does it make.

[theinevitable]

Towards An Ontology of T.O.U.A.M.B, A Demi-Real Thought-Space
A Theoretical/Scientific Examination

None of you are real.



just now I ate the first failure of cooking in our apartment's history. Meatballs fell apart, fat rendered, what started as meatballs in tomato sauce with onions turned into... raw ground beef floating in a watery tomato-juice. My roommate turned up the heat so the meat was cooked but... that's about it.

ew, ew, ew. for some reason looking at it made me think of mad cow disease.