study tons of logic for my logic quiz
Logic you say? Have I ever told my logic joke here? Well here goes.
Down on the farm cousins Ricky and Cooter were really struggling. One day Ricky says to Cooter, "We got to change our lives. I'll tell you what we gonna do. Tomorrow morning we goin' down to that college and get ourselves enrolled in school." And so they did.
The next morning they are in the lobby of the counselors office waiting to be seen by a counselor. The counselor calls for Ricky and he goes in first to speak to the counselor.
He sits down in the office where the counselor tells him he needs to take classes in math, science and logic. "Logic?" Ricky says "What's that?" "Well" replied the counselor, "the best way to explain logic is to give you an example. Let me ask you a question, do you own a lawnmower?" "Yes sir, I do." "Logic tells me that if you own a lawnmower, you must have a lawn. Is that true?" "Yes sir." "If you have a lawn logic tells me that you have a house." "Right you are." says Ricky. "Do you own your house?" the counselor continued. "Yes sir." "Logic tells me that men who own their own homes are usually married. "Are you married?" "Been married to Betty Lou for 12 years." "Alright then, logic tells me that you are not a homosexual." "You're goddamn right about that!" Ricky exclaimed. "Well there you have it." said the counselor. "Well I'll be, you figgered all that out with logic, that's pretty dang slick."
A few moments later Ricky was back in the lobby. Right away Cooter asked "Well what did he tell ya'?" "Well" Ricky proudly said feeling smarter already "he said we need to take classes in math, science and logic." "Logic?" Cooter says "What's that?" "Let me explain it to you. Do you got a lawnmower?" "No Rick I don't." "You're queer ain'tcha?"
Thank you, thank you.