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[Doc]

Declare a major in anthropology. It was a pretty good moment.

For a sec I thought that was a suggestion for what to do if you're the only sober person in a room. It kind of works.

[wombat]

And I thought Ben was saying that today he was gonna pick pockets. Maybe we better keep this one on topic.

[Ben-San]

And I thought Ben was saying that today he was gonna pick pockets. Maybe we better keep this one on topic.

I used to go around practicing pickpocketing by sneaking butterscotches and starlight mints into people's pockets. Haven't for years, though.

[lprkn]

So, on Marine utility uniforms, we roll the sleeves in the summer, like this:


I think that it's funny to pick little wildflowers that I see and stick them in the fold without the other guy noticing, so that he has flowers in his uniform.

Oh man, I kill me sometimes.

[Arachno-capitalist]

So, on Marine...

Oh man, I kill me sometimes.

Yer doin it wrong.

[KeithHernandez]

Yer is such a great word.

[theinevitable]

Today, I am going to a party at a student-run farm for Halloween. My costume, I am realizing, is really not as clever as I originally thought.

Happy Halloween!

I made a new AIM screen name, and now I am realizing that there are so many reasons it is weird and lame to have my real name as my screen name.

[lprkn]

...get this song stuck in my head for some reason, and then listen to it.

Edit: I should have linked the Ricky Gervais as David Brent version, it's much better.

[theinevitable]

Today, I'm the decider.

[lprkn]

I'm a uniter
Not a divider
/little cha-cha song in head

[theinevitable]

it's funny how
a certain friend of mine has been rubbing me the wrong way for several months now
and today she told all of us that she thinks homosexuality is a big ol' sin that will send you to hell.
and she thinks that anyone who doesn't interpret the bible completely literally is not a real christian.

man, fuck that chick. this is the nail in the coffin of me liking her.

I mean. The idea that you want to say that, and be all "i'm not trying to make people mad, I just want to have a civil discussion" while our gay friend is sitting in the corner not saying anything...
fuck you.

[lprkn]

For the record, the only one not on their way to hell is me, and that's only because I'm already there.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I saw a cell phone video today of me inventing deadly sin #10, that is, joyriding in a bulldozer. I was spinning in circles on a steep incline with the scoop part up in the air yelling "JOHNNY FIVE IS ALIVE!" and when someone tried to take out the keys I slapped them and yelled "NO DISASSEMBLE! NO DISASSEMBLE!". I have no idea how I inherently knew how to pretend to drive a bulldozer.

[Choop]

how the fuck is california banning gay marriage. half the votes are in and there's a 250k majority on the homophobia side. why do people care where a dude puts his wang in his free time.

[miles]

What's sad is that even Obama has to go kind of soft on the issue.