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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3900 on: December 10, 2008, 06:05:20 am »
"That time I won a whiskey drinking contest and went into a coma. I won a bottle of tequila that night!"

"That time I dropped a bunch of acid and woke up, naked lying on a rock three days later in the woods, covered in birdshit!"

"That time I mediated a dispute between the planet Saturn and the concept of triangles!"

Yeah. Oh man, "I had some sex in college" would've been so completely normal compared to Dad's stories.
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« Reply #3901 on: December 11, 2008, 03:54:32 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 10, 2008, 06:05:20 am
"That time I mediated a dispute between the planet Saturn and the concept of triangles!"

LFM and his dad owe me a new laptop, because I just spit Coke all the hell over this one.
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« Reply #3902 on: December 11, 2008, 05:56:27 am »
Oh yeah, that was can worthy.
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« Reply #3903 on: December 12, 2008, 02:43:44 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 11, 2008, 05:36:41 pm
Fuck it, we played firetrucks and ate chocolate chip cookies in the secret early morning hours. You can't buy that action.

Ash's night beats my own, but then having a fever in like 80% humidity isn't hard to beat.

You know though, I don't see why I need a toddler to justify playing firetrucks and eating cookies. I'ma go get some people on this on asap.
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« Reply #3904 on: December 12, 2008, 03:08:04 am »
Today I tried playing Raquetball for the first time. Pretty fun, but I am pretty horrible at hitting things with things and having them go where I want.
At least my roommate is pretty bad too, so the final scores were like 6-11 instead of 0-11. Maybe he was taking it easy on me, if he was it was pretty smart because now I want to keep playing with him.
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« Reply #3905 on: December 12, 2008, 03:27:25 am »
I prefer squash to raquetball. The ball goes slower which is much better for my slow-ass reflexes. Plus the metal dealie a the bottom of the wall makes an awesome sound.
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« Reply #3906 on: December 12, 2008, 03:54:51 am »
yeah, that sounds wonderful. Slower ball would be great.
As it is, there was a lot of realizing the ball was coming at me, and just kind of flailing.

I am glad I grew up in an era where it is mostly OK for a guy to be this bad at sports.
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« Reply #3907 on: December 12, 2008, 04:43:41 am »
...wake up in Phoenix three hours before my meeting starts. Go to meeting and feel like I don't really belong. Then go to dinner with people I work with on various things, who I tend to consider myself closer to professionally than the people in my office. Dinner is at a place where the servers dress like nurses. Our nurse is HAWT, and double-majoring in Automotive Repair and Radiology. She's also gotten her job figured out to a T, bending exactly the right way, jumping up on the counter exactly the right way, flirting exactly the right way... the three of us are being played for saps, and we all know it, and none of us care. A complete pro.

Now, I'm on hour three of five in the Phoenix airport waiting for my red-eye flight back east.
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« Reply #3908 on: December 12, 2008, 05:33:52 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on December 12, 2008, 04:43:41 am
double-majoring in Automotive Repair and Radiology.

What a wonderfully complex individual. I always love dealing with sales people (or similar) who know their job that well, I can definitely associate with the 'I'm getting played but I don't care because they're so good at it' feeling.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3909 on: December 12, 2008, 05:41:34 am »
That waitress/nurse/mechanic/radiologist sounds like Polly.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3910 on: December 12, 2008, 09:29:14 am »
Where did I hear about the Heart Attack Grill before? That's where you went, right? I heard the burgers there are as awesome as the waitresses' outfits.
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« Reply #3911 on: December 12, 2008, 09:30:55 am »
Man, raquetball is so fun.  I wish I could still play, but what can you do.  Actually, I think I am getting a trial month to a gym, so I probably can play.

Today, I actually met people in Denver.  People who aren't crazy or old or who want to fight me.  People who are generally into the same things as me, and dig on cool music and stuff.
So that is good.

One of them knows about and likes Achewood, so yeah, that is groovy too.  
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« Reply #3912 on: December 12, 2008, 01:35:43 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on December 12, 2008, 04:43:41 am
Dinner is at a place where the servers dress like nurses.

WTF seriously?

Why are nurses sexy? Is it that people have mostly never actually been a hospital patient? It's not usually a pleasant experience, you know?
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« Reply #3913 on: December 12, 2008, 02:22:37 pm »
Quote from: wombat on December 12, 2008, 01:35:43 pm
WTF seriously?

Why are nurses sexy? Is it that people have mostly never actually been a hospital patient? It's not usually a pleasant experience, you know?

I think it's a sponge-bath thing. But as any Halloween costume seller can tell you any profession is sexy if you make the outfit slutty enough.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3914 on: December 12, 2008, 06:37:24 pm »
Basically anything with the word 'butt' in it is unbelievably hilarious to a child.
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