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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4125 on: January 12, 2009, 02:08:02 am »
...watch the tail end of the whoopin' the Steelers put on the Chargers.  I didn't think we had a shot, but I was hoping for competitive at least...

Now I will put on ##### and go get a calzone from the restaurant down the hill, because nothing says "it's just a football game" like a pound of cheese.  Mmmm.
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« Reply #4126 on: January 12, 2009, 04:25:22 am »
going to get donuts right now. Score.

Also: she is really bad at scrabble.
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« Reply #4127 on: January 12, 2009, 04:27:43 am »
How the hell does a rumor, which turns out to  be totally false, get started about someone kicking ass at Scrabble?
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4128 on: January 12, 2009, 04:47:57 am »
Those are the questions that make you feel good to be alive.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2009, 05:12:47 am by KeithHernandez »
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« Reply #4129 on: January 12, 2009, 06:32:33 am »
this girl thought she had played against her, and she had not.

And of course, she sees (the girl from across the street) and says "so, I told DB that you are really good at scrabble, and he got all upset."
and she said "what!? I really AM bad at scrabble! Why did you think I was good at scrabble?"

So, we will play a game and bond over our mediocrity.

I played with roommates and friends tonight, and got last place but... not by as much as usual.

Then we went to get donuts. Delicious. It took a damn hour, though, because the guy driving wouldn't believe me that we were going south.
If the river is on our left, we are going SOUTH.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4130 on: January 12, 2009, 07:24:32 am »
Now she's gonna get mad at you because you kick her ass at scramble and laugh at her when she starts crying.  You probably won't do the second part.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4131 on: January 12, 2009, 08:17:00 am »
throw the game, dan
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« Reply #4132 on: January 12, 2009, 08:19:15 am »
I think we know how this is going to go down.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2009, 10:01:03 am by Doc »
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4133 on: January 12, 2009, 09:49:06 am »
Make sure you tell her about good rack management.

It won't make you more attractive but it will make her better at Scrabble. I suppose it's a question of how selgiraffe you are.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4134 on: January 12, 2009, 03:58:26 pm »
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For me? Rapping. It is not that I am a great rapper by any means but so much better than I should be by my appearance.
Your stage name is Tiny M.C. and your flow is like left-wing Dennis Miller, but not as polished.
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« Reply #4135 on: January 12, 2009, 04:42:32 pm »
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Make sure you tell her about good rack management.

I think this is a big part of what I am bad at at scrabble.

Today: first day of classes. Sweet.

I had a dream where after my city was bombed to the ground, I awoke to find out a wild dog was eating my leg. I had to cut him up with a can-opener to get him to let go.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4136 on: January 12, 2009, 07:26:11 pm »
You're going to Scrabble classes?
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« Reply #4137 on: January 12, 2009, 07:43:30 pm »
I just turned off the heater and turned on the air conditioner.  How the fuck is that possible.

I think the name of this thread should be changed to TOUAMB Twitters.
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« Reply #4138 on: January 12, 2009, 11:10:47 pm »
not scrabble classes, college classes.

it is lame when I find out that I really need to drop one of my anthropology classes, despite liking them a lot as of day one. Hm.

I like how every anthropology/archaeology professor kind of acts like... they aren't Indiana Jones now, but they TOTALLY used to be, back when they were living in a hut in nepal or digging up inca ruins.

philosophy of mind: as horrible, pedantic, and boring as it sounds.
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« Reply #4139 on: January 12, 2009, 11:25:37 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 12, 2009, 04:42:32 pm
I had a dream where after my city was bombed to the ground, I awoke to find out a wild dog was eating my leg. I had to cut him up with a can-opener to get him to let go.

Been playing Fallout?
Or watching Du Levande (which isn't that relevant but is a totally awesome movie).
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