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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4200 on: January 18, 2009, 11:15:04 am »

brilliant timing, inev. also: stay strong. just remember when you are in peril of smoochery to emulate sir galahad the pure and avoid said peril until you can be rescued.



yes i typed that just to get the phrase "in peril of smoochery" out there
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« Reply #4201 on: January 18, 2009, 12:15:46 pm »

Today I got into a cleaning binge, so now my house can be upgraded to merely 'unusually filthy' rather than 'Giger Painting' or 'uncertified PC4 facility'.

Tomorrow I wake up and attend a lecture where I have to pay attention and remember stuff (as opposed to a seminar where I can get away wtih just looking attentive) for the first time in just over 3 years. Should be interesting.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4202 on: January 19, 2009, 01:48:04 pm »

...not get a birthday strip. And this one at Sheldon would be perfect... if only I cared about Star Trek more.

Oh wait - I get a sandwich duel instead? oh well, hard times call for lowered expectations.
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« Reply #4203 on: January 20, 2009, 07:27:44 am »

Drink/smoke with people who have kids my age.
Actually they smoked and I did not, but there is not a succinct word for that.

Tomorrow: parade and stuff. 
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« Reply #4204 on: January 21, 2009, 02:12:11 am »

IT IS 4 GODDAMN DEGREES. And my mom just friended me on facebook.

Daniel has had enough of this fuck*ng shitty existence and wants to end it all. 14:00 - 1 Comment

Daniel's Mum at 15:17, on 13 January.
Language darling! xxx
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« Reply #4205 on: January 22, 2009, 06:20:42 am »

so far:
she posted on my aunt's wall a comment about how I'm an "open book" and she won't be surprised by anything on my facebook because she knows it all already.

I am trying to decide whether this means "I know all of the naughty things daniel does" or "I am very naive."
Somewhere in between.

On the one hand, my mom is very smart.
On the other hand, she asked me one time what the deal was with my brother's friend Laura. They would go in his room and close the door for long periods of time, disappear into the basement for long periods of time, and seemed to like each other a lot... but my brother kept swearing that she wasn't his girlfriend.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4206 on: January 22, 2009, 06:23:04 am »

She means "Daniel is too busy constantly talking himself out of sex to do anything embarrassing".
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« Reply #4207 on: January 22, 2009, 06:52:12 am »

good, then she will never find out any of the embarrassing things I do.

Also, I have wanted to say this for like a year. isn't there a story where you didn't have any sex in college. Isn't that the story of what you were doing at my age.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4208 on: January 22, 2009, 07:16:12 am »

It's true that I only had one conjugal partner in college. Still the same one in my life, no less.

However.

a.) This was mostly because it was my choice to be monogamous.

b.) I also didn't have a new story, every other day, about a girl clearly snuffling about my crotch and then asking the internet "do you think she could possibly like-like me?" with a chaser of "why am I not getting with any ladies, what's with all these mixed signals, this girl grinding her bare pu$$y against my shin, it could mean anything, you know?"

There were a few (only a few, I'll admit, there's only so many girls into my bodytype) who subtly or unsubtly suggested availability to me, of course, but I saw them for what they were and politely rejected them because I loved my girlfriend and realized that the monogamy thing was (and is) important to her. If I wasn't in that kinda situation, I'd'a probably done something more about it.

a.) and b.) are two out of three of our differences on these points.

c.) I love running gags so far into the ground that they flip the dial and become funnier than they were at the start.

My wordiness, my occasionally-radical politics, these are certainly things about myself I bear no ill will toward people a'riffing on.

Your tendency to talk yourself out of heaping scads of casual sexual encounters on a regular basis are basically equiv to my love of ellipses, we'll say.
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« Reply #4209 on: January 22, 2009, 09:56:52 am »

Mike, that might be the best post you've ever written.
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« Reply #4210 on: January 22, 2009, 12:58:27 pm »

Mike, that might be the best post you've ever written.

QFT.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4211 on: January 23, 2009, 01:37:23 am »

today, I was seduced into spending 2$ at the iTunes store, something I had sworn I would never do.
Seduced by the luscious curves and beautiful voice of a pop icon, nonetheless.

But, I mean.
How can you say no to having your ringtone be "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it. uh oh oh, uh oh oh oh oh oh"
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4212 on: January 23, 2009, 02:40:51 am »

That woman has an ass to die for.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4213 on: January 23, 2009, 04:01:23 am »

goddamnit i just GOT that song out of my head and you've brought it back

i think i'm on day 10


nowhere near the record of 37 days for hey there delilah (good god that shit wouldn't GO AWAY)
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4214 on: January 23, 2009, 02:47:05 pm »

Today I'm gonna say goodbye to Baby Hero, and hello to Toddler Hero. 
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