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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5010 on: August 07, 2009, 10:38:36 pm »
Richard Feyman has a story about how he would ask women "if I buy you a drink, will you sleep with me?"
It was very successful, but he concludes by saying that he felt bad after doing it a few times and stopped.
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« Reply #5011 on: August 07, 2009, 10:44:01 pm »
Quote from: smick on August 07, 2009, 10:09:09 pm
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Quote from: theinevitable on August 07, 2009, 09:55:58 pm
hey man, want me to suck your dick

I think it was Malcom Ingram (director of Small Town Gay Bar) who said jokingly something to the effect of "unrestrained male sexuality is a horrible thing to behold."

Quote from: theinevitable on August 07, 2009, 10:38:36 pm
Richard Feyman

Did you mean Feynman? And also, source?
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« Reply #5012 on: August 07, 2009, 10:54:04 pm »
Feynman.

"You Just Ask Them?" at
http://www.gorgorat.com/

I think there might be a further story about similar topics later on. I am only 3/4 through.

He is very interesting and funny, but is very full of himself about how smart he was. Which was, you know, very smart.

For instance, I am reading a story right now about how he hates "culture." Oof.
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« Reply #5013 on: August 07, 2009, 11:35:20 pm »
Way back in the day I was at a party.  It was late and most everyone had left.  There was still maybe 10-12 hanging out in the garage, but I was inside chilling out watching the television with two other dudes.

A girl came inside.  I had never seen her before this party, and I hadn't spoken to her.  She announced to the room "I'm going to bed, anybody gonna come with me?"  I looked at her then I looked at the other two dudes.  they were just sitting there so I stood up and said "yeah."
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« Reply #5014 on: August 07, 2009, 11:41:15 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 07, 2009, 11:35:20 pm
A girl came inside.  I had never seen her before this party, and I hadn't spoken to her.  She announced to the room "I'm going to bed, anybody gonna come with me?" 
Did she taser you and lock you in a trunk?
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« Reply #5015 on: August 07, 2009, 11:47:18 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 07, 2009, 11:35:20 pm
Way back in the day I was at a party.  It was late and most everyone had left.  There was still maybe 10-12 hanging out in the garage, but I was inside chilling out watching the television with two other dudes.

A girl came inside.  I had never seen her before this party, and I hadn't spoken to her.  She announced to the room "I'm going to bed, anybody gonna come with me?"  I looked at her then I looked at the other two dudes.  they were just sitting there so I stood up and said "yeah."

I was going to say "I'd be one of those other two dudes" but in reality it's more likely that I'd be either the guy who left the party alone at like 11pm or the guy who didn't go at all.
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« Reply #5016 on: August 08, 2009, 12:12:31 am »
Quote from: jaydub on August 07, 2009, 11:41:15 pm
Did she taser you and lock you in a trunk?
Nothing so exciting as that.  I just fucked her and left.  This is the same party I almost got my ass beat.  A big dude pushed me down and charged me, but two of his friends caught him and kept him from attcking.  He didn't speak English so I don't know what the fuck I did to piss him off.  That's why I was hanging out inside because I didn't want to be around his crazy ass.  Well that and I was wasted.  So in a way I kinda owe that crazy dude a thank you for putting me in the right place at the right time for an easy fuck.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5017 on: August 08, 2009, 12:58:41 am »
Saw a play about Feynman.

One-man show with Alan Alda.

Rad.
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« Reply #5018 on: August 08, 2009, 01:13:14 am »
oh man, he is so perfect as Feynman.

Just spent an absurdly long time listing every show I can remember seeing. for the second time, because I closed the window the first time.

damn, I did not realize I had seen so many awesome bands. cool.

depressing: how many bands that I now like which I saw, and at the time they made me bored and I left (animal collective, ted leo). I need to work on improving my attention span.
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« Reply #5019 on: August 08, 2009, 02:08:59 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 07, 2009, 11:35:20 pm
they were just sitting there so I stood up and said "yeah."

If it were olden times, you would have been elected chief or king or something to that effect.
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« Reply #5020 on: August 08, 2009, 03:39:25 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 08, 2009, 01:13:14 am
Just spent an absurdly long time listing every show I can remember seeing. for the second time, because I closed the window the first time.
The first time I read that I thought you meant, like...  that you had gotten up and closed the window in your room the first time, and this somehow disrupted your train of thought and necessitated you starting over.
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« Reply #5021 on: August 08, 2009, 04:22:54 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 07, 2009, 10:54:04 pm
"You Just Ask Them?" at
http://www.gorgorat.com/

Oh man, "The Alibi" is such a great name for a bar.
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« Reply #5022 on: August 08, 2009, 05:04:58 am »
Quote from: lprkn on August 08, 2009, 04:22:54 am
Oh man, "The Alibi" is such a great name for a bar.

I used to work near a bar called "He's Not Here."
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« Reply #5024 on: August 08, 2009, 06:53:47 am »
Quote from: lprkn on August 08, 2009, 04:22:54 am
Oh man, "The Alibi" is such a great name for a bar.

The Alibi: Arcata, CA

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