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« Reply #5025 on: August 08, 2009, 08:26:44 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 07, 2009, 09:55:58 pm
maybe this is wrong, but I imagine getting guys is more like, "hey man, want me to suck your dick."

Later: High fives all round.
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« Reply #5026 on: August 08, 2009, 11:00:42 am »
There was another bar in my old neighborhood called The Office.
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« Reply #5027 on: August 08, 2009, 04:45:02 pm »
there's a bar in my old neighborhood called Father's Office

they make such a good burger they expanded and turned posh
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« Reply #5028 on: August 09, 2009, 08:11:17 pm »
The best name for a bar in a college town is "The Library."

Today I'm gonna watch some goddamn football.  Football, people!
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« Reply #5029 on: August 09, 2009, 11:06:25 pm »
hung out with professor and linguistics grad students until like 2 AM. very fun.
this morning we went to get super-cheap thai brunch, and now I am... still-full and sugar-low from thai iced tea.

update: there are stereotypes about Swedish women, and OH MY GOD, MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN I HAVE EVER MET.

It is fitting that she is a cute linguist, with very cute vowels. Weird interaction of British English and Swedish.
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« Reply #5030 on: August 10, 2009, 05:58:04 am »
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It is fitting that she is a cute linguist, with very cute vowels.

This reads like ancient Shakespearian sexual innuendo code.
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« Reply #5031 on: August 10, 2009, 08:11:08 am »
oh, it definitely is.

I just don't know for what.
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« Reply #5032 on: August 10, 2009, 12:20:47 pm »
well, the vowel "O" is Shakespeak for pussy, so there's that... (the fuck? I thought there was gonna be some sort of smart-ass filter for the word...)
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« Reply #5033 on: August 10, 2009, 12:54:43 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on August 10, 2009, 12:20:47 pm
well, the letter "O" is shakespeak for pussy, so there's that... (the fuck? I thought there was gonna be some sort of smart-ass filter for the word...)

You're thinking of pu$$y.
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« Reply #5034 on: August 10, 2009, 01:14:18 pm »
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You're thinking of pu$$y.

Sigh. It's true.
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« Reply #5035 on: August 10, 2009, 01:32:39 pm »
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« Reply #5036 on: August 10, 2009, 03:32:37 pm »
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i am too...
Studies show that most men do every 7 seconds or so.
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« Reply #5037 on: August 10, 2009, 03:39:43 pm »
I'm a breast man. Which is why I'm about to go to Taco Bell.
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« Reply #5038 on: August 10, 2009, 05:36:59 pm »
Is she smart, Dan?  Everyone likes cunning linguists.
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« Reply #5039 on: August 10, 2009, 07:59:37 pm »
haha.

man, needing to write 3 papers this week is for suckers. The one class I really like is the one where we don't have a paper... bah.

it is finally the temperature the summer is supposed to be in Berkeley, and I am remembering how I hate hot weather.

So it's a good thing I'm moving into my st louis apartment in a week which will have no air conditioning... yayy(?)
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