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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5490 on: October 10, 2009, 10:54:50 pm »
24-hour day or while-the-sun-is-up day?
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« Reply #5491 on: October 11, 2009, 09:45:14 am »
I did not masturbate all day. I am reflecting on the fun one can have with punctuation though, which is arguably mental masturbation.

Also studying extra hard because I skipped it yesterday. I skipped it because I was busy kissing a girl I'm not going to get to see for about a month and a half though, so I'm not hugely conflicted about it.
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« Reply #5492 on: October 11, 2009, 04:26:36 pm »
Americans observe 9/11 by not masturbating.
"There's literally nothing in this world that can keep me from masturbating"
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« Reply #5493 on: October 11, 2009, 05:47:44 pm »
Today I'm getting a dining room table and chairs delivered.

I keep wondering if someone's going to catch me and turn me in for Not Being An Adult and then they will take away my house and put me back in an apartment with some dudes.
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« Reply #5494 on: October 11, 2009, 08:28:34 pm »
...get whatever I can done. 

Tomorrow, my wife is having our second child. 
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« Reply #5495 on: October 11, 2009, 09:30:08 pm »
congratulations on having 2 children. That is awesome.

Today I am going to reflect on the fact that I spent the last several days intensively cleaning my house, only to have it completely destroyed by this dinner party.
Lots of dirty shoes left tracks/dirt, literally every single dish we have is dirty, dinner table covered in spilled drinks and stuff.

really fun, though. dinner parties with drinking are so awesome, now I get why grown-ups like dinner parties so much.
We had a very weird combination of foods, because it was a potluck.
combination of things like... roast chicken, mashed potatoes, and then biscuits and gravy, and then one guy just brought whiskey, and several people brought indian food.
sweet tea with whiskey is very good.

Also debating whether to go to Chicago next weekend for fall break. On the one hand, that is fun. On the other hand, I have stuff due that next week, and I will be missing class for most of that week for the College Music Journal "music marathon" in NYC.
Also a young lady who likes me a lot hinted that she would want to come to Chicago if I went, and I don't know if my roommate would take that as some sort of violation of our sacred roadtrip journey.

also I need a haircut really badly.
and I'm starting to think that our thermostat is broken, which is going to get increasingly worrisome as it gets colder.

final thought: my childhood friend is on America's Next Top Model, and it is really really weird seeing like, sexy videos of her.
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« Reply #5496 on: October 12, 2009, 04:59:00 am »
how did I forget this!

Our neighbor a few doors down, who runs a crack cocaine business out of his house, came to our door at 7 AM the other day. he wanted to know if we know where the guy who used to live in our house is, because he thinks this car on our street belongs to him. He described him several times to make sure we knew who he meant, and then said that he wants to buy the car. He would not believe us when we said, that is not his car, we know him, he has a car, that is not it.

my first real-life example of COCAINE IDEAS.

also apparently he was really into the guy who used to live next door to us, and once suggested "you should get some girlfriend of yours to come over, and we can double-team that shit."
when he was turned down, he said "look dude, ok. ok. I get it. chill out. Do you... should I suck your dick?"

sometimes he still goes to that house and asks if they've seen that guy lately. "I think about him a lot. he hasn't been around? I miss him."
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« Reply #5497 on: October 12, 2009, 06:47:45 am »
congrats limmo!

Quote from: theinevitable on October 11, 2009, 09:30:08 pm
really fun, though. dinner parties with drinking are so awesome, now I get why grown-ups like dinner parties so much.
welcome to the club.
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this calls for SCIENCE!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5498 on: October 12, 2009, 07:07:14 am »
Quote from: Limmo on October 11, 2009, 08:28:34 pm
...get whatever I can done. 

Tomorrow, my wife is having our second child. 

im sending some good vibes your way, dude.
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« Reply #5499 on: October 12, 2009, 08:38:17 am »
May it be an awesome child.
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« Reply #5500 on: October 12, 2009, 12:59:16 pm »
Congrats, Limmo!
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« Reply #5501 on: October 12, 2009, 01:27:41 pm »
Woo! More people in this world I'm likely to like.
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« Reply #5502 on: October 12, 2009, 01:32:25 pm »
...ignore an email from a reader for the first time.
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« Reply #5503 on: October 12, 2009, 02:04:30 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 12, 2009, 01:41:19 pm
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« Reply #5504 on: October 12, 2009, 02:42:03 pm »
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