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[wombat]

Did too!

[bluemoon72]

...start exercising 30 minutes every day.  Even if I have to break it into three 10-minute sections.  Or 10 three-minute sections.  I hereby proclaim this to be true, long may it live.

[jaydub]

You've said it here - we'll hold you to it.

[wombat]

We need a revised version of this cartoon with TOUAMB added:
http://www.patrickmoberg.com/workoutplan/

[CortJstr]

Since I just leave FB up all day and have a separate extension to check Twitter does that mean I should be constantly jogging in place while doing arm circles?

[Arachno-capitalist]

he verical row of keys down from he numer five are dead. Also he delee key is dead. I don know why, u i sucks. My compuer has cancer.

[CortJstr]

A-CAP, it might be time to bust out the On-Screen Keyboard until you can rectify this. It's in the Accessibility menu if you're using XP.

[jaydub]

My computer at home died recently.  I had zombified it for about a year with a cheapy mobo and by pulling a bad hard drive (unfortunately the new mobo was incompatible with my aged-but-capable graphics board too).  The keyboard lost 4,5,6,r,t,y, and sometimes d&f.  Mostly.  If I pounded on a key long enough it would usually squeak out a string of ttttt or whatever that I would cut&paste as needed.  It loses its charm quickly.  Then the disk controller gave out for the CDRoms and windows needs to be reinstalled.  Ackkkkgggg... (death rattle).

[wombat]

Today I'm gonna call the newspaper for the sixth or so time within the last two months and the third time within a week because I didn't get a paper, and yell at the guy on the phone, "I am yelling at you, I KNOW there is someone you are supposed to pass my complaint on to when I start yelling at you, so do it!"

And then I will finally get a call from the local distributor, saying that there is a guy who is walking by and stealing papers from a different house each day. He already knows who the guy is, because he did the same thing on a couple of other streets until the distributor had a talk with him and convinced him to stop, but I guess the guy chooses to think that he means "stop on THIS street."

I guess if this guy wants to read my paper so badly maybe I should just let him have it. So few people care that much these days.

[Choop]

wombat, your paper is being stolen by peter sellers in 'being there'

[littlefallsmets]

Today I'm gonna try and write a parody of "Under Pressure" on the topic of Gollum from "Lord of the Rings".

As I heard "Precious!" instead of "Pressure!" when listening to the radio today.

This would be cute or endearing if I were a kid or independently wealthy or, you know, in a band that performed such songs.

I am none of these things.

[bluemoon72]

Today I'm gonna try and write a parody of "Under Pressure" on the topic of Gollum from "Lord of the Rings".

Good or bad, that would be worth seeing the final product.

[Choop]

oh jesus you look down on fanfic what is this
go filk yourself

[alreadyinuse]

steal newspapers from a different block

[pmcd9]

I am constantly amazed when something I have never heard of before has a 20 thousand word wiki article.