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[littlefallsmets]

I'll let you know if it ever happens to me.

Christ, I'm still trying to learn HOW to fake it.

[Choop]

the missus has this thing she does with leading questions, like so:

"Did you wanna go see that new Jennifer Aniston movie, or...?"

which forces me to reply "or what, get a pizza and a shoeshine?" because she knows full well i don't want to go see any Jennifer Aniston movie.

[pmcd9]

she knows full well i don't want to go see any Jennifer Aniston movie.

What?  Jennifer Aniston has done some good work.

[Choop]

usually she can be subbed out for any actress, usually she doesn't bring anything new or different to a role, usually if it's not a romantic comedy it's slow and plodding and sometimes it's all three. i'm not one for romantic comedies, and i don't care for slow, plodding movies - i like a good slow burn (there will be blood), but not a dull slow grind (friends with money)

[Arachno-capitalist]

This is not a brag thing, this is a sad thing. It is easier for me to get a helicopter to haul me to JFK for the flight to richmond airport. So tomorrow afternoon I'll blast from manhattan to the bronx to richmond to farmville for homecoming.
1. College friends
2. College girls
3. College habits condensed into one convenient weekend
 

[Choop]

you have a strange definition of sad

or did you mean the homecoming part is sad because i get that

[Arachno-capitalist]

you have a strange definition of sad

or did you mean the homecoming part is sad because i get that

I'm not braggin that helichopper is the best way for me to get to a major airport. Its sad. It would take 4-5 hours to get there by public trans but less than an hour by private trans. Considering the flight to RIC  is also like 90 minutes, I took that deal.

[Turbo Ninja]

So I started using an old license instead.  Most people didn't notice that it had expired, but there were occassions when it was.  On those occassions It too was denied.  I tried to plead "The purpose of this interaction is to establish my identity.  This document does that.  The fact that the license is expired does not negate that fact.  CASH MY fuck*ng CHECK DOUCHEBAG!!!"

Yeah, I don't get why anyone cares about the expiration date for non-driving-related purposes.  If I get pulled over for speeding, I can understand the cop busting me for it.  But Brad the door guy insisting on marking me with big Sharpie X's because the license is past due?  Screw you.  My birthday isn't some coupon code that changes on the expiration date.

[JorgeFabregas]

Expired licenses are sometimes discarded and/or given to other people. That's about the only justification I can think of. Usually they take your expired license when you get a new one for this reason. I knew a guy using his brother's old license, for instance.

[AugustWest]

Enjoy getting carded while you can.

[pmcd9]

Expired licenses are sometimes discarded and/or given to other people. That's about the only justification I can think of. Usually they take your expired license when you get a new one for this reason. I knew a guy using his brother's old license, for instance.

My license has a picture on it.  A picture of me.

[JorgeFabregas]

But it could be your twin brother! 

[pmcd9]

But it could be your twin brother! 

My twin brother doesn't drive.

[greenkoolayd]

What?  Jennifer Aniston has done some good work.

ask brad pitt!

[CortJstr]

Eat breast-shaped cake in honor of national mammo day