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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5580 on: October 21, 2009, 01:51:54 am »
Tomorrow I have to be at work at 4 AM.  Right now my upstairs neighbors are apparently having some sort of bowling/wrestling/NASCAR event.

I really need to get my crap moved into my house.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5581 on: October 21, 2009, 11:00:59 am »
... finish my last exam for the year. 2 months till I start again and plenty of fun in the mean times.
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« Reply #5582 on: October 21, 2009, 12:43:28 pm »
... get all weirded out when mulling over the fact that my boss (now ex-boss) was sabotaging our company trying to steal one of our most important accounts for our competitor!!11!

sneaky son of a bitch acting all boss-like and shit... fuck*ng asshole...
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« Reply #5583 on: October 21, 2009, 11:34:43 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on October 21, 2009, 12:43:28 pm
... get all weirded out when mulling over the fact that my boss (now ex-boss) was sabotaging our company trying to steal one of our most important accounts for our competitor!!11!

sneaky son of a bitch acting all boss-like and shit... fuck*ng asshole...
michael scott is a real prick
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5584 on: October 21, 2009, 11:52:32 pm »
...wonder why we get pug picture spams, but not Gilgamesh picture spams.

You know... stuff Sumerian people like.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5585 on: October 22, 2009, 03:17:01 am »
...stay up all night watching Black Books and writing papers. Hooray!
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« Reply #5586 on: October 22, 2009, 03:51:25 am »
I never say hooray to writing papers. I only say boo.

Or, "I'll do it tomorrow."
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5587 on: October 22, 2009, 04:00:03 am »
...wonder why i don't quit my job, it totally sucks. there's this blonde chick who's like work-hot but thinks she's actually-hot and she's completely dumb in every respect. then there's this other know-it-all bitch with glasses that just gets on my last nerve.

but the worst of it all is the stoner, he wears the same damn brown corduroys every. single. day. and he brings his giant dog to work, i guess it's a great dane? he talks to it and feeds it all day long, i don't know how he can afford it (i know what he makes a week and it's peanuts).


anyway we drive around in a van and solve crimes and stuff.
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« Reply #5588 on: October 22, 2009, 04:01:45 am »
Quote from: Choopernickel on October 22, 2009, 04:00:03 am
...wonder why i don't quit my job, it totally sucks. there's this blonde chick who's like work-hot but thinks she's actually-hot and she's completely dumb in every respect. then there's this other know-it-all bitch with glasses that just gets on my last nerve.

but the worst of it all is the stoner, he wears the same damn brown corduroys every. single. day. and he brings his giant dog to work, i guess it's a great dane? he talks to it and feeds it all day long, i don't know how he can afford it (i know what he makes a week and it's peanuts).


anyway we drive around in a van and solve crimes and stuff.
Cans. Cans upon cans.
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« Reply #5589 on: October 22, 2009, 04:29:46 am »
Oh man. "work hot". This is an important concept!

All are aware of the idea of the lady at work who is not actually that attractive but through the magic of being the least-unattractive of the "available" women in the small group of women that life forces you to hang out with eight hours a day so that you do not starve to death... who you would basically not give "one mississippi" of stares at in a mall or a bar... and yet takes on a weird alpha status in the concept of "work reality"...

And yet I have never heard it expressed that way. Succinct!

Is this a reference to a media product or have you coined it yourself? If this is self-generated, it is Important and you must share it with the world.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5590 on: October 22, 2009, 04:42:03 am »
hell i don't remember where i heard it but yeah my sentiments pretty much exactly at the time
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5591 on: October 22, 2009, 04:51:17 am »
Ladies of the board, do women do this too?

Do guys end up "work-hot" because they're the only half-way decent dude who isn't married or gay in the place?

I am suddenly fascinated with wondering if this is a human condition thing or a dude thing.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5592 on: October 22, 2009, 05:31:54 am »
I am the only guy where I work.

Crazy.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5593 on: October 22, 2009, 07:09:41 am »
i am unemployed, but i am a student.  there is the occasional babe.
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« Reply #5594 on: October 22, 2009, 10:34:58 am »
My perception is skewered on that one. We have some bona-fide, no qualifiers attached, regular ding dang young beautiful ladies working here. Maybe even too many of them. But it is a good concept, yes.
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