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[Arachno-capitalist]

...wonder why i don't quit my job, it totally sucks. there's this blonde chick who's like work-hot but thinks she's actually-hot and she's completely dumb in every respect. then there's this other know-it-all bitch with glasses that just gets on my last nerve.

but the worst of it all is the stoner, he wears the same damn brown corduroys every. single. day. and he brings his giant dog to work, i guess it's a great dane? he talks to it and feeds it all day long, i don't know how he can afford it (i know what he makes a week and it's peanuts).


anyway we drive around in a van and solve crimes and stuff.

I was driving behind you today on the way to dinner.

[AugustWest]

I was driving behind you today on the way to dinner.

Here is a can for being prepared enough to get that picture and for sharing it.  I wish I could give Fred and Daphne a can too.

[Choop]

can'd

i heard there was a mystery machine in atlanta last month - i wonder many mystery machines there are

[lprkn]

...be unable to figure out where else to put this:


Baby wombat. In a box. Lookin' cute as all hell.

[Doc]

Do you and the Isosceles and Wombat all live in the same town?

Wombat is rght but nevertheless there was a Zombiewalk in my city that day. Admittedly that was Sunday for me and I think it was Saturday for you guys? There's still substantial overlap there thanks to timezones.

[CortJstr]

...be unable to figure out where else to put this:

Baby wombat. In a box. Lookin' cute as all hell.

I look at the face and want to snuggle it. Then I look at the claws and change my mind. But then I look at the face again.

[pmcd9]

i heard there was a mystery machine in atlanta last month - i wonder many mystery machines there are

I don't have an exact number, but a bunch.  I've seen personally 3-4 and have seen pics of maybe 20 others.

[smick]

I think a more important number is just how many mysteries do these machines resolve.

Or jesus... what if these machines are GENERATING mysteries?!  Why does everyone talk about mystery machines but no one DOES anything about them?

[lprkn]

Note the passing of Geocities. The xkcd guy has reformatted his site to commemorate the event.

[pmcd9]

Note the passing of Geocities. The xkcd guy has reformatted his site to commemorate the event.

that is hillarious.

[wombat]

Aww. That's sweet.

Now can we celebrate?

[jaydub]

That dude has OCD for attention to 1996 web format detail.

[theinevitable]

return after a week in NYC. I like it a lot. I saw some good bands. I thought about rock music. I drank free beer. a lot.

my roommate saw a penis the first day I was gone, and did not vaccuum, or do the dishes, or sweep the floor, or... do anything about the penis.
now he is trying to construct this narrative of how it is my fault there were so many dirty dishes, because normally I do the dishes.
also immediately after this argument, when he was supposed to sweep the floor, he asked where the broom was, and said
"yeah, I don't know where the broom is. I don't really clean anything. you do all the cleaning, I just cook."
"I've noticed."

we'll see.

every book I read as a child told me that I should not kill mice. argh.

trying hard to think about that PBF about this.

[smick]

Really?

The only one I recall says not to give them cookies.

[bluemoon72]

every book I read as a child told me that I should not kill mice. argh.

I like the traps that are tunnels, in a a modified V-shape...you put some bait in them, set the little door at the tunnel's end, and rock the tunnel forward so it is flush with the floor or counter.  When the mousie runs in to investigate and check out the bait, it rocks backward so that the front end is levered up, causing the door to swing down and cover the opening.  When the little guy tries to run back to the entrance, it rocks forward onto the bottom edge of the door, and the weight of the penis keeps the door closed. 

Then, all you need to do is take the tunnel to the woods, open up the hatch, and let him go!  (to of course scoff at your lack of vengeance and bloodlust and sneak right back into your house through the same teensy hole he got in in the first place.)