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[rowboat]

Hey, let's trade gross stories about rodents with tumors!

The day my last rat succumbed to cancer was the same day that my then-roomate's mentally retarded cat broke into my room solely for the purpose of shitting and pissing all over my bed. I came home to both of these things at once.

Long story short, I cried a little and then buried the cat's face in its own shit.

[rowboat]

If you have a penis problem stop feeding the cat.

Stop feeding the cat? Ill, man.

Anyway, we didn't have to. He's just crazy for murder.

[smick]

http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,3280.msg78811.html#msg78811

Here's my penis story reprinted from a reprint.

[rowboat]

Sorry about the drummer crack at the other place.

That's cool. You just keep crackin' wise and I'll be over here keeping the world dancing.

[pmcd9]

Look, the new kids are playing with each other.

[bluemoon72]

That's cool. You just keep crackin' wise and I'll be over here keeping the world dancing.

Ya know, I play a little bass, so...groove on.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Is this for real?  Or more importantly, was it intentional?

Arnold's camp of course says it's an amazing coincidence, but I fail to see why you'd use the phrase "kick the can down the alley" there unless you really wanted that K.

[AugustWest]

The rough chuckle answer involves the Acme corp.

I've strapped an oversized bottle rocket on this tiny can of Dr. Pepper and I'm firing it in your direction.

[smick]

Arnold's camp of course says it's an amazing coincidence, but I fail to see why you'd use the phrase "kick the can down the alley" there unless you really wanted that K.

An IRC channel I was in was exploring the statistical probability of that particular acrostic happening.   The off the cuff answer was like 1 in 3 million.   To me "kick the can" seemed a pretty big stretch too.

[smick]

Today I'm gonna find out a musican I'm helping to promote was killed by coyotes yesterday.  WTF?  I didn't know her or anything, but how the hell does this happen? 

Her story came up on BoingBoing today.

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/29/canadian-folk-singer.html

[Choop]

my hood's a bit sketchy in parts -- a bit of crack, a handful of whores -- so all the neighbors wary of sketchiness have cans of bear mace for carrying around after dark.

one neighbor, though, totalled his jetta once... it doesn't sound related, but bear with me. (sorry)

he was pulling out of one of the gas stations on the edge of the neighborhood when a crackhead jumped on his hood. he flipped on the wipers, dropped his window, grabbed his bear mace, and sprayed the whole thing on the dude. motherfucker stayed on the hood, now screaming in pain as well as flipping out from the drugs. so my man hits the gas (also partly to get away from the fumes, that shit is painful) and slams the brakes, nothing works, the crackhead is still hanging on for dear life. floors it, he does, but he didn't escape the fumes and now his eyesight is getting blurry, and he can't see the telephone pole behind the crackhead, and *BOOM*. threw the crackhead 30 feet, totalled the car, and had to buy a new can of bear mace.

he tells the story way better than i.

[CortJstr]

I saw Mike Doughty and he was selling CDs of the show afterward. It's a two disc set but unfortunately each disc is just one big-ass track.

[pmcd9]

I must say that crackhead story is better than mine, but I have pictures.

[KeithHernandez]

I must say that crackhead story is better than mine, but I have pictures.

You treated that russian dude like an idiot, but he was fuck*ng with you.

The Talking Heads have a song called Radio Head (i think there is a space, won't look it up).  That is where he was getting that, and that is where Radiohead got their name.

[Choop]

you should have just blasted them with fire and peeled the hell out

do you have a rollbar on that badass thang or what