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« Reply #6465 on: December 24, 2009, 05:24:50 am »
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« Reply #6466 on: December 24, 2009, 07:54:19 am »
<---Envisioning youtube video of pugs having the pork discussion from Pulp Fiction.
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« Reply #6467 on: December 24, 2009, 10:49:50 am »
I don't know where this should go but Merry Christmas motherfuckers. \o/
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« Reply #6468 on: December 24, 2009, 02:23:18 pm »
Everyone who has a pug knows they would do this if we just laid still on the couch for too long.
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« Reply #6469 on: December 24, 2009, 03:21:35 pm »
Today I'm gonna take my kids to Disney World.

W00t!

Merry Christmas, everybody!
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« Reply #6470 on: December 24, 2009, 06:20:42 pm »
Quote from: wombat on December 24, 2009, 02:23:18 pm
Everyone who has a pug knows they would do this if we just laid still on the couch for too long.

a lot of beasts and male teenagers will eat anything that wont bite them or fight back.

Quote from: jay-ell on December 24, 2009, 03:21:35 pm
Today I'm gonna take my kids to Disney World.

W00t!

Merry Christmas, everybody!

same to you, sistah.
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« Reply #6471 on: December 24, 2009, 06:30:13 pm »
happy ecksmuseev all

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« Reply #6472 on: December 24, 2009, 06:42:17 pm »
here is some cuteness for Christmas:



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« Reply #6473 on: December 24, 2009, 08:35:27 pm »
Is that first one a baby Chewbacca? 
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« Reply #6474 on: December 24, 2009, 08:43:44 pm »
Merry Christmas, doggs.
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« Reply #6475 on: December 24, 2009, 09:26:00 pm »
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good tomorrow.
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« Reply #6476 on: December 24, 2009, 10:58:33 pm »
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOVIEHOUNDS!
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« Reply #6477 on: December 24, 2009, 11:10:58 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 24, 2009, 08:35:27 pm
Is that first one a baby Chewbacca? 

its a cotton-top tamarin, a primate that lives in south america that only gets about as big as todd.
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« Reply #6478 on: December 25, 2009, 03:28:07 am »
Oh, Haunted Mansion, why do you be so good?

It is a small world after all.
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« Reply #6479 on: December 25, 2009, 05:49:10 am »
Merry Christmas imaginary friends!
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