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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6675 on: January 11, 2010, 08:12:09 pm »
Today I'm gonna wonder, if I called the Witness Protection Program and asked them to give me a new identity when I miss the deadline on this writing job, would they think it was cheating if I still log in here under my same name?
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« Reply #6676 on: January 11, 2010, 09:33:16 pm »
Quote from: TedStriker on January 11, 2010, 06:55:30 pm
...try to figure out what to do when, in a yearly kickoff meeting, the owner of your company says that you dress too much like "an IT guy" and "our sales staff wear suits".  (I'm in sales, not IT, fwiw.)  My wife's going to be thrilled that, despite my closet full of stylish (but apparently too casual) blazers, I'm going to have to buy another suit or jacket.

I've never known an IT guy who bothered with blazers.

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He's already broken up one marriage, lets discourage any further home wrecking.

From what blue says, it's her husband who did the breaking and wrecking all by himself.

I hope the move-out goes as well as can be expected, blue. Keep in mind that you are doing what you need to do for yourself, and that he won't be able to hurt you much longer.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6677 on: January 12, 2010, 02:31:03 pm »
...be pretty pleased with myself that I found a nice wool suit for less than $200...and didn't spend any real money.  Spending Macy's credit from returned wedding gifts 10 months after the nuptials ftw.
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« Reply #6678 on: January 12, 2010, 02:56:01 pm »
Do you have Dillard's where you are?  If so, they have very good sales on suits a couple times a year -- keep your eyes open.
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« Reply #6679 on: January 12, 2010, 03:02:58 pm »
if i wasnt a fatty, id buy suits at goodwill.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6680 on: January 12, 2010, 03:03:48 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 12, 2010, 03:01:21 pm
Why don't you ladies grab your purses and the ad circulars and link arms as you march out the door together.

I was hoping for a "shopping for a new wardrobe" montage, set to a Go-Go's song.
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« Reply #6681 on: January 12, 2010, 03:10:15 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 12, 2010, 03:01:21 pm
Why don't you ladies grab your purses and the ad circulars and link arms as you march out the door together.

Quiet, you.

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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6682 on: January 12, 2010, 04:33:41 pm »
spending as little money possible on the only thing a gentleman needs to wear in any environs is one of the manliest things a dude can do. you're coming off as jealous, ash, as though you don't want us to find out you're yiffing your horses
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« Reply #6683 on: January 12, 2010, 07:59:53 pm »
I'm with Green Kool Aid.  I would totally buy dead peoples clothes from Goodwill if I weren't so fat.
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« Reply #6684 on: January 12, 2010, 08:15:28 pm »
Hey, none of you guys are a 48 Long are you?
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« Reply #6685 on: January 12, 2010, 08:58:56 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 12, 2010, 07:59:53 pm
I'm with Green Kool Aid.  I would totally buy dead peoples clothes from Goodwill if I weren't so fat.

Fat people never die?

I'm going to go have a candy bar.
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« Reply #6686 on: January 12, 2010, 08:59:53 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on January 12, 2010, 08:15:28 pm
Hey, none of you guys are a 48 Long are you?
Is there where we make dong jokes?
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« Reply #6687 on: January 12, 2010, 09:08:19 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on January 12, 2010, 08:59:53 pm
Is there where we make dong jokes?

No, that's your #####.
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« Reply #6688 on: January 12, 2010, 11:26:40 pm »
European 48? Ummm, yes. Well, sometimes extra long. Depends on the brand.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6689 on: January 13, 2010, 12:54:39 am »
42 short. and i have both (1) a "$99 for two tuxes" story and (2) no pu$$y.
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