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« Reply #6720 on: January 14, 2010, 02:15:58 pm »
The Daniel makes at least as much sense as whatever the hell a "stone" is.
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« Reply #6721 on: January 14, 2010, 02:34:52 pm »
...sleep through an overnight fire in our apartment complex.  Fortunately, no one was hurt, and the complex is so danged big, we were never in any danger of it spreading to us.  Definitely an odd feeling to see fire trucks before you even start your morning commute.
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« Reply #6722 on: January 14, 2010, 02:47:51 pm »
Currently 1.16 Daniels. He and I roughly share the same BMI.
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« Reply #6723 on: January 14, 2010, 03:19:48 pm »
I am currently 1.07 Daniels, hoping to reach .95 D by May.
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« Reply #6724 on: January 14, 2010, 03:22:19 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 14, 2010, 01:25:21 pm
My only worry is that I can never gain or lose weight. (my every gain is new standard? or something? i am stretching here.)

No, you see this is just like special relativity. Since you are a universal constant, you cannot gain or lose mass. If you eat, gravity simply changes in order to keep 1 D constant.

edit: Shit, I just realized we have to take your velocity into account too. G=vD2 I guess? For the good of the universe maybe you should just try and keep at still as possible.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2010, 03:30:20 pm by Mr Trout »
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« Reply #6725 on: January 14, 2010, 04:04:05 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 14, 2010, 03:26:59 am
I'm more than two of you, Daniel.

I want you to know this.

yo tambien(ugh).
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« Reply #6726 on: January 14, 2010, 04:53:12 pm »
I only want to gain 0.1dan, but I want to do it without adding bodyfat.  I'm actually pretty happy at 1.3 Daniels (at 5'7"), but my daughter is confused by my Wii Fit guy who looks considerably plumper than me.  If I can bang up another tenth, that should put me at obese, which I will find amusing.
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« Reply #6727 on: January 14, 2010, 05:29:32 pm »
its hard sometimes because 'health experts' talk about BMI as if its health gospel.  its something to keep in mind and consider, but its not a disaster if someone doesnt fit in to the 'healthy range'.
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« Reply #6728 on: January 14, 2010, 07:43:43 pm »
Makes me think of the French translation for Egg Nog some reason:  "lait de poule," which directly translated back = chicken milk or hen milk, which I read as either something utterly disgusting, or cream of chicken soup. 
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« Reply #6729 on: January 14, 2010, 08:06:54 pm »
I should, at my height and width, probably be a little under 1.5 Daniels.

I need to look more like "NBA small forward" and less like "offensive lineman who gave up on living to an old age after a knee injury."
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« Reply #6730 on: January 15, 2010, 07:43:07 am »
Yeah, what the fuck is a stone anyway? Like 14 pounds? What the fuck kind of sense does that make?

I am 1.26 daniels, and that makes my BMI not happy. I mean yeah, muscle weighs more than fat, but I think that if I could get down to 0.95 - 1.00 Daniels, I would be daaamn fine.
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« Reply #6731 on: January 15, 2010, 07:47:22 am »
You know, it almost seems like an important accomplishment at this point.

Like resume material.

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« Reply #6732 on: January 15, 2010, 01:52:00 pm »
Quote from: linnea on January 15, 2010, 07:43:07 am
Yeah, what the fuck is a stone anyway? Like 14 pounds? What the fuck kind of sense does that make?

I am 1.26 daniels, and that makes my BMI not happy. I mean yeah, muscle weighs more than fat, but I think that if I could get down to 0.95 - 1.00 Daniels, I would be daaamn fine.

It appears so. I have only ever heard stone used as a unit of weight in wrestling, which makes it even sadder in my mind.
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« Reply #6733 on: January 15, 2010, 05:22:28 pm »
haitian ambassador hands pat roberts his ass here
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« Reply #6734 on: January 15, 2010, 08:49:04 pm »
Stones were also on Battlestar Galactica.

And that dude is awesome.
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