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[greenkoolayd]

too bad you didnt go for the reenactment.  sike.

speaking of band stuff: ther was some local indie band called mario speedwagon.  i havent been able to locate any of thier recordings, though

[theinevitable]

now this really unpleasant underclasswoman has sent an email to the GM saying that I took the time she wanted because I have a vendetta against her.

hilarious. i had actually realized that a different day would be better for me, but now there is no way in hell I am moving.

it is funny to me when people are so unpleasant that they keep themselves from getting what they want. like, if she had sent me a nice email maybe I would do it, but instead she went over my head and bad-mouthed me, and demanded that I be forced to move.

she complains in meetings about how all of the shows on KWUR "sound the same" and we're all such big "hipsters," and makes jokes about how we are all the same, slaves to pitchfork.com and american apparel, etc.
she looks roughly like this.

and again: if you are trying to get us to change, how is insulting us to our faces going to make that happen?

[AugustWest]

and again: if you are trying to get us to change, how is insulting us to our faces going to make that happen?

This reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is.

[jaydub]

Perhaps you're using the wrong finger?

[Doc]

... dislocate my shoulder twice at a party. The first time a physio friend helped me pop it back in, the second time I was like 'aw dang' and just decided to roll with it for a little,but that ended in me apparently passing out in a swimming pool. Luckily if you're going to pass out a party full of med students is the right place. I came to as they giraffeed me out and my muscles relaxing as I did so allowed the shoulder to slip back into place. I danced the night away with slightly reduced mobility. Best Australia day in years.

[AugustWest]

... dislocate my shoulder twice at a party. The first time a physio friend helped me pop it back in, the second time I was like 'aw dang' and just decided to roll with it for a little,but that ended in me apparently passing out in a swimming pool. Luckily if you're going to pass out a party full of med students is the right place. I came to as they giraffeed me out and my muscles relaxing as I did so allowed the shoulder to slip back into place. I danced the night away with slightly reduced mobility. Best Australia day in years.

What is it with you Aussies and dislocated shoulders?

[wombat]

That sounds like one hell of a party, Doc.

[pmcd9]

What is it with you Aussies and dislocated shoulders?

That Mel Gibson guy really loves to make me wince.

[greenkoolayd]

Worry for a minute and then remember that we had a meatloaf with small whole beets as a side dish last night...

was your office turning into a butt-smell clambake?

[jaydub]

You should consider chewing your food.

[CortJstr]

Next time, pictorial.

HOT!


Wait, no.

[smick]

Dude I masticated finely. Since people aren't getting the oblique talk I'll put it bluntly...I figured something let loose in my bowel because it looked like I'd crapped a bowl full of blood.

But then I remembered...beets.

Next time, pictorial.

I'm a svelte young man.

I am only svelte because I work hard to burn off all the extra calories I throw in my pie hole.   I will eat myself sick.   For instance, I bought a pie while everyone else in the home was elsewhere in the country.

I ate the whole damn pie.   

I mention this, because one time the ladyfriend purchased one of those 4lb jars of red vines.  Man, I love red vines.   I kept going back to the well.  More and more... vine after vine.   I ate the vineyard barren.

The remains were... troubling.   All that dye has to go somewhere. 

[jay-ell]

Pedro and I had a similar episode, which I believe I have mentioned before, that involved being snowed in for a few days as newlyweds. By the end of the third day, the only booze we had left was triple sec, and the only mixer was Raspberry Crystal Light.

The next morning, hung over, he horked it all up over the bathroom rug. It was horrifying. I thought I had killed the poor man. 

[lprkn]

sexy

[theinevitable]

this is only the second week of school, and I have not really started doing homework yet, but I feel so drained. I am basically only in 4 classes and yet I have only been at my house to sleep in the last 3 days. What gives? This thing where film classes have multi-hour film screenings at night is screwing me up. When am I supposed to do my homework? Blegh.

Also, realizing I want to drop a class where the professor likes me and is so happy that I switched into it, and has sent me multiple emails in re: me being in the class. (first: yeah, you should take my class! then: yeah! you are in my class!)

I am alternating between "why would she give a shit about whether I was in her class" and "but I like her! I don't want to hurt her feelings!"