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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6795 on: January 28, 2010, 05:24:16 am »

... find out that they're knocking my house down in 2 months or when we move out, whichever comes first. This wasn't a total surprise, we moved in with the understanding that they were going to develop it sooner or later but, darn. On the other hand: Househunting!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6796 on: January 28, 2010, 06:10:43 am »

look out for them vogons, doc.

today i'm gonna... work a 14-hour day with an hour break for dinner. at least i'm at home, and dinner was chicken pot pie.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6797 on: January 28, 2010, 07:37:35 pm »

...get back on Twitter, because somehow I'm feeling the need to write against a 180-character deadline again.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6798 on: January 28, 2010, 08:06:01 pm »

...wish I were quick enough with the camera phone to have snapped a pic of the bloke I just saw on a motorbike in naught but his sneakers, helmet and man-thong.
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« Reply #6799 on: January 28, 2010, 09:15:21 pm »

Today I was rescued by a Goat puppet.

My friends' son's* birthday party is this weekend. So last week I ordered him a Pancake Mountain DVD as the one I got him for Christmas was a big hit (both with the kid and dad). Today I realize I still haven't received it and time is running short, so I check Insound's website to see if there's a tracking number or anything. Instead I find out my item is backordered, probably for 2-3 weeks. And they never told me.

The start of Pancake Mountain is a goat named Rufus who, naturally, is my friend on FB. So I write on Rufus's wall to see if he knows any retailers around DC that might carry the DVD (Rufus being a Washingtonian himself). He gives me some suggestions that don't pan out then offers to give me free overnight shipping if I buy the DVD direct from the PM website.

I ordered 2 and they should be here tomorrow and the boy's 5th birthday is saved.


* This is the same family responsible for JL's Secret Santa gift.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6800 on: January 28, 2010, 10:07:02 pm »

Today I was rescued by a Goat puppet.
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I ordered 2 and they should be here tomorrow and the boy's 5th birthday is saved.
Check carefully to be sure it isn't the goatse.cx puppet.  That would end in tragedy.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6801 on: January 28, 2010, 11:48:20 pm »

hm.

so, my girlfriend does this thing where.. she does not grind/clench her teeth. she like, gnashes them. she bites the air, really hard. what is the deal with this? I cannot find anything on the internet about this. What gives?
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« Reply #6802 on: January 29, 2010, 01:29:36 am »

I feel like it is going to destroy her teeth, really fast. AHH.

she thinks it is cute that I am  worried, but I do not want to be dating a person with shattered teeth.

also, it wakes me up. if I pat her head or something she stops.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6803 on: January 29, 2010, 03:49:39 am »

Check carefully to be sure it isn't the goatse.cx puppet.  That would end in tragedy.

OH NO!  I have it on UPSIDE DOWN!!!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6804 on: January 29, 2010, 04:51:17 am »

A Meatspin cuckoo clock is available from the same purveyor.  Your own hourly descent into postmodern depravity.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6805 on: January 29, 2010, 06:18:20 am »

man, I had forgotten about this shitty stomach feeling where someone is mad at you and you don't know why.

a professor is telling me to skip one of my classes, because he does not want to reschedule our meetings. what?

I really hope my roommate is not making out with a girl who literally gives me nightmares right now, but that might be the case.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6806 on: January 29, 2010, 06:29:02 am »

Today I'm gonna read this board at work instead of working at work.  This is bad, because in 12 hours I have to present my completed work.

Yay!
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« Reply #6807 on: January 29, 2010, 05:09:29 pm »

I feel like it is going to destroy her teeth, really fast. AHH.

she thinks it is cute that I am  worried, but I do not want to be dating a person with shattered teeth.

also, it wakes me up. if I pat her head or something she stops.
My initial take was that she was doing this during the day, while conscious.  I'm a heavy tooth grinder, as are my brothers and my daughter.  My dentist noticed the wear on my teeth and made me a mouth-guard like appliance to wear at night.  I'll do the same for my daughter once she gets her adult molars.  I've actually worn out the appliance and need to get it replaced.  You might suggest her dentist have a look at her teeth with an eye towards whether she's hurting them.  I can't imagine its good for her teeth either.
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« Reply #6808 on: January 29, 2010, 05:33:02 pm »

I have to wear a mouthguard at night sometimes, too. I'm a clencher. I would wake up with terrible headaches 6/7 mornings and pain in my neck and jaw.

The idea is that you wear the mouthguard for a while, and it forces you to adopt a relaxed jaw position, and eventually you start to relax naturally. I have to use mine for two weeks every few months or so to retrain my body to chill the hell out, but it does work.
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