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[Doc]

I'm pretty sure the BNP would curb stomp the tea party people.

[greenkoolayd]

[AugustWest]

Those poor misunderstood racists.

[Choop]

yeah, it's the mainstream media that's making the tea party look like racists. sure. no, it isn't the actual racists in the tea party making the whole crew look racist, gosh, how could it be.

also: cagle is a fuck*ng hack. political cartoonists are supposed to be journalists first, cynics second, and artists last. dude should feel free to gruffle down some bowls of dicks, if you ask me.

[theinevitable]

Finish college. Now, a week and 2 days of nothing until graduation.

Last night I was exhausted after pulling an all-nighter the night before, so I decided to tuck in with the girlfriend at midnight. Set an alarm to wake up at 6 AM to study for my last exam of college. At 4 AM there was the biggest thunderstorm I have ever seen going on, so we woke up for 40 minutes to watch/eventually try to fall back asleep and fail because of extremely loud thunder.

...then we woke up at 9:50, ten minutes before our exam started. OOPS. I kind of hoped my last exam ever would involve answering more than half of the questions.

[wombat]

...see a picture from my high school yearbook on The Colbert Report.

I swear it can't get any weirder than this.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Finish college. Now, a week and 2 days of nothing until graduation.

I think you mean a week and 2 days of NON-STOP DRINKING.

[wombat]

Actually, since when I went to Genius High School, only girls went there, we never had, like, presidents and supreme court justice type alumni, because girls in previous generations didn't get to do that stuff.

But, you know, that is my high school yearbook, I was on the editing staff. It is kind of personal! It is like they are going through my stuff and I'm innocently watching TV and suddenly there it is!

[littlefallsmets]

Yeah, I can see that. When one of my classmates from high school invariably turns out to be serial killer and there's a childhood picture of them from, like, the school newspaper I edited, that will be weird as hell. "Hey... I initially contextualized that image for semi-public consumption... that's weird."

Closest experience I've got was when I was a movie extra and the scene I was in turned out to be a large component of the television campaign and for like two or three weeks, if I left the teevee on Comedy Central or Adult Swim for more than a half hour, I would see myself for about one-half second, standing behind a famous person while looking almost completely unlike myself as I was really fat and not wearing my glasses.

But that's nothing like extended news analysis and... yeah, Wonder Wombies, that's gotta be so much crazier.

[greenkoolayd]

speaking of wombles classmate... if i had known about the womens softball/lesbian stereotype when i was in high school, i would have masturbated so much more.

[Choop]

it's never too late!

[greenkoolayd]

it's never too late!

it kind of is.  im not attracted to myself.

[Drygioni]

Pass out

[jaydub]

wonder if my family will get through the day without someone vomiting.  Its been a special couple days.  Fortunately the Angel of Retching has passed over me - I just got to be the nurse/mop-boy.

[jay-ell]

Angel of Retching

I have an extraordinarily strong stomach, but for some reason this turn of phrase made my stomach heave just a little.