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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7515 on: June 01, 2010, 07:27:42 am »

The green olives in Whole Foods stuffed with garlic? I think garlic, are one of my favorite foods.  I have never enjoyed another olive.

There is a lot of LSD in Boulder, man that stuff is awesome.  Lately I have been doing research chemicals if I want to get there, 2-CE is my second favorite psychedelic.  I can't stand mushrooms, but have taken them a lot more in a lot stupider situations, so maybe that is why.  X is great, but the last few times I have done it it has been either all speed or this really weak "pure" mdma, with no other uppers that just isn't fun (puts you in a great mood for 14 hours with 2ce though).  So yeah, I would do X, it is a little different and much funner and chiller than mushrooms, but still in a pretty intense way.  It is like really trippy cocaine almost, when you get the right stuff.  All the good X I have gotten was in OKC, and it comes from Texas, so I would totally go for that.

sorry about being a dick earlier, will you answer my icee question?
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« Reply #7516 on: June 01, 2010, 08:00:52 am »

What is your Icee Question?
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« Reply #7517 on: June 01, 2010, 08:11:49 am »

Are Icee's the things you get at that one chain movie theater?  They always have white cherry?  There is a dude like snowboarding on Icee or something?  Are those really the same but just different flavours?  They seem air-ier?  Or is this a different thing?  Or do you just mean delicious frozen beverage?

also, I am going to wake up in 5 hours for jury duty- pretty stoked bros.
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« Reply #7518 on: June 01, 2010, 01:26:17 pm »


Today I bought my first ever brand new couch. Hello, adulthood!

Congratulations! I am still waiting for that day, but I bought my first ever new TV a couple of months ago, so I'm on my way.

Yesterday I played Fallout 3 until I got killed so hard it crashed my xBox. (Fortunately I had a recent save.) Today I'm gonna check every 10 minutes for the expansion for The Sims 3 to be available for digital download and hopefully play the dickens out of that. I didn't even buy the last expansion, but this one is exactly the thing I've been wanting to do since the original game came out ten years ago. Hopefully it's well-executed.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7519 on: June 01, 2010, 03:13:07 pm »

Ow. 

I prefer naproxen to ibuprofen, personally.
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« Reply #7520 on: June 01, 2010, 03:15:40 pm »

wake up foggyheaded and rumblebellied after a full weekend of too much.

looking forward to breaking open super mario galaxy 2 tonight.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7521 on: June 01, 2010, 06:52:36 pm »

...wield the awesome power of the media.

I emailed a guy about a thing I heard about, and he said, they were on the case, but that now that he could say "I am getting calls from reporters", it was really getting the ball rolling.

Damn, nobody's going to get away with shit while wombat is around, at least, not when she is avoiding work by surfing local blogs where someone has posted about people selling illegal baby turtles.
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« Reply #7522 on: June 01, 2010, 07:01:09 pm »

..not feel too bad considering 4 indoor lacrosse games in 2 days.  There was a tournament thing with about a million kids' teams and 4 for adults.  Lots of fun, but the person who is worse off for the experience is my 8 year old daughter, who played herself sick with exhaustion on the inflatable jungle jumpy/slidey stuff.
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« Reply #7523 on: June 01, 2010, 07:16:06 pm »

    I
TURTLES
    L
    E
    G
   BABY
    A
    L
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7524 on: June 01, 2010, 07:27:17 pm »

... go see Sex in the City 2 with my sister and other ladies.  I hear it's terrible and 3 hours long, but I'm sure I'll have fun anyway.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7525 on: June 01, 2010, 07:30:28 pm »

I would give Choop a thousand cans for that but I couldn't take the whining.
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« Reply #7526 on: June 01, 2010, 07:54:26 pm »

Hmm, I think this slight edit is better:

    I
TURTLE
    L
    E
    G
   BABIES
    A
    L


Now what do I have to do to get someone to Photoshop this into the comic? Why don't I have any decent image editing software?
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« Reply #7527 on: June 01, 2010, 08:06:43 pm »

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?


How come the old Sesame Street song popped into my head?

Hell, I know it makes no sense, but believe it or not a totally intelligent women such as myself, even one who has a degree related to writing engaging, well wrought scripts can enjoy vapid crap if it includes product placement for a lot of things I'll never buy, but might like mixed with a tinge of the salacious and some nice man-eye-candy.  And if I can eat hot buttered popcorn and giggle with my sister at the same time, all the better.  This is like McDonalds for the mind.  I only do such things once or twice a year, so it's forgivable. 
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7528 on: June 01, 2010, 08:49:32 pm »

wombat i originally used that same edit, but didn't want to misquote you. though my version does kind of read "illegal turtles, baby!" which is silly and fun and wrong.
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« Reply #7529 on: June 01, 2010, 09:01:38 pm »

though my version does kind of read "illegal turtles, baby!" which is silly and fun and wrong.

It is. Also, aren't "illegal turtle babies" somehow cuter than "illegal baby turtles"?
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