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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7710 on: June 23, 2010, 12:59:13 am »

I've heard of that one.

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« Reply #7711 on: June 23, 2010, 01:03:33 am »

Also known as the Asherdan health plan.
I thought the AHP was "get a job with benefits and pay your bills" because that seems to be how he does it.
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« Reply #7712 on: June 23, 2010, 02:09:19 am »

I really wasn't commenting on Asherdan's sociopolitical views, more on his willingness to stand a bit of pain.

Yes I know that an abscessed tooth is more than a bit of pain.

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« Reply #7713 on: June 23, 2010, 02:37:49 am »

I do not entirely know why, but bad things happening to teeth makes me LOSE IT.

like, watching The Fly, I was OK until his teeth start falling out. That is a thing that happens in my nightmares all the time.

the good thing is, for some reason being unemployed has made me spend a lot of time on my dental hygiene. YEAH.
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« Reply #7714 on: June 23, 2010, 03:11:31 am »

I thought the AHP was "get a job with benefits and pay your bills" because that seems to be how he does it.


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« Reply #7715 on: June 23, 2010, 03:17:01 am »

the good thing is, for some reason being unemployed has made me spend a lot of time on my dental hygiene. YEAH.

Haha!  Being unemployed is the best inev, don't forget the good times, brushing yer teeth 4 times a day.

Today I got a check for $400.53 from the US Government.  I guess I paid them too much, which is weird cause I am a "contract labourer" (bullshit cough bullshit) and only had a job for a few months so just gave them straight up 15% for social security.  Whatev's, this, plus my pay check, means I will have about $1000.  This is pretty much the greatest tax return ever.

Oh!  Here is a question for ya'll then.  I have a Jazzmaster guitar and a rip off Telecaster, that gives a bit of that tele twang but doesn't sound too hot in general.  I would just want the telecaster sound occasionally.  I also have about $1000 dollars in pedals that I just carry around in a back pack.  So, people, should I get a pedal board and a few more pedals and stop my collection (except for the Fuzz Probe, holy shit that thing is awesome- a fuzz pedal and a foot theremin!, but will be able to buy that like next week or week after) and have them be safe, or get a new guitar.  I mean, the pedal board is smart and would be pretty cool, but I can keep adding as I go with that.  A new guitar I have been wanting for a bit?  That is fuck*ng awesome, plus then I got to put together like $800 at once, which is a bit harder than like $150-$200 a week.  I am leaning pedal board, but don't know.
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« Reply #7716 on: June 23, 2010, 05:37:44 am »

can you just buy, like, real tele pickups and put them in the fake tele?
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« Reply #7717 on: June 23, 2010, 09:28:25 am »

i dont doubt it.  the problem is, id have to sell a kidney in order to pay for dental treatment.  my only option is getting punched in the face in hopes that it would knock the tooth out.

That sucks.  There is this company that sells credit for getting medical work - some dentists will have credit applications on hand.  I forget the name.  I recommend against using them if you can avoid it, because it's kind of like a shady credit card company.. more shady than average anyway.  Or you can do what this one person did and fill out the application with my stolen identity.  That's how I found out about them.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7718 on: June 23, 2010, 12:48:17 pm »

Being unemployed 

Hey, then don't you owe us a story?
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« Reply #7719 on: June 23, 2010, 04:39:00 pm »

I do not entirely know why, but bad things happening to teeth makes me LOSE IT.

like, watching The Fly, I was OK until his teeth start falling out. That is a thing that happens in my nightmares all the time.

the good thing is, for some reason being unemployed has made me spend a lot of time on my dental hygiene. YEAH.

Have you ever seen the pilot for Alias?

Don't.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7720 on: June 23, 2010, 10:31:45 pm »

...try not to itch my skin off. Poison ivy can go die in a fire (downwind).
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« Reply #7721 on: June 23, 2010, 11:06:10 pm »

Saw my first autopsy. Interesting stuff.
Actually that was yesterday, today I got up in the dark and went for a run, but at least it was with a pretty girl.
Now I will eat my breakfast and go to uni and then work like the eager young go getter I am.

.... where did my life go wrong?
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7722 on: June 25, 2010, 07:40:56 pm »

blaring White Zobmie Zmobie before

FTFY
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7723 on: June 26, 2010, 12:27:03 am »

At least this way I'm not less likely to wind up as part of a police report.

Just sayin'
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7724 on: June 26, 2010, 01:19:37 am »

Take my new bike rack out for a spin:

 

I needed to get a cooler and some groceries for camping this weekend so rather than borrow my GF's car I decided to bike a few miles over to Target. Riding back was fun, since it was mostly downhill.
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