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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8340 on: October 15, 2010, 06:12:11 pm »
sometimes one might need to just step away from the screen because if they look at it for one more minute, theyre going to put their fist through it.
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« Reply #8341 on: October 16, 2010, 02:07:51 am »
Install a toilet.
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« Reply #8342 on: October 16, 2010, 02:32:58 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on October 16, 2010, 02:07:51 am
Install a toilet.

Nooooooooooooooooo!

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You will have plenty of time later in your life to replace toilets. At your age you are just supposed to pee in them and then go out and live life.
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« Reply #8343 on: October 16, 2010, 03:06:47 am »
Shit happens.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8344 on: October 17, 2010, 01:04:18 am »
hope that OSU gets beat. Hope that Oregon gets penalized for not playing this week (like BSU regularly does). Watch BSU beat up on SJSU. Hope the rumors and predictions are true and BSU will be ranked, for the first time ever, #1 in the BCS tomorrow.

Also figure it won't happen.
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« Reply #8345 on: October 17, 2010, 02:03:11 am »
Well, now we just wait.
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« Reply #8346 on: October 17, 2010, 03:21:49 am »
today:
-two coworkers shared stories of driving to work drunk/working drunk/drinking at work
-an insane/confused/drunk man and I had a really long, confusing interaction, at the end of which he offered me a box-cutter. "look, I want you to have this. You probably have to open a lot of boxes." He stood at my register, without any groceries to buy, mad at me because I didn't know the answer to "what do I have to do now?"
-a co-worker said "so, you're saying Charlotte doesn't have enough hipsters?" when I tried to explain why I like Saint Louis better than Charlotte.
I don't know if that was really a fair analysis of my reasons, but maybe I am fooling myself.
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« Reply #8347 on: October 17, 2010, 03:32:35 am »
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but maybe I am fooling myself.

*Nodding*
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« Reply #8348 on: October 17, 2010, 04:00:33 pm »
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« Reply #8349 on: October 17, 2010, 04:03:52 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 16, 2010, 03:07:22 am
Seriously dude, I thought you knew what the 2 liter Mt. Dew bottles were re-purposed all about for.

Plus, my office includes a bathroom w/ toilet. No more sharing with the proles is a big time perk. It was worth the piles of crushed hopes and dreams I had to pick axe my way up to it.
This actually was my office toilet. I got involved because it was the fastest way to get a toilet in action. If the assignment of toilet installation was handed off to an hourly employee it would take like a day to happen, whereas if I do it I understand I have better things to do with my time and make the toilet happen - from removal and disposal to area cleanup - in 10 minutes flat.
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« Reply #8350 on: October 18, 2010, 04:40:08 am »
I thought about it more, and actually the reason I don't like Charlotte is that all of my experiences there have been:
-living with my parents
-not having any close friends
-being bored
-wanting to leave Charlotte
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« Reply #8351 on: October 18, 2010, 05:19:56 am »
You did not enjoy living with your parents BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT HIPSTERS.

You did not have any close friends BECAUSE YOU ONLY WANNA HANG OUT WITH HIPSTERS.

You were bored BECAUSE THERE WERE NO HIPSTERS.

You wanted to leave Charlotte BECAUSE YOU COULD HEAR THE HIPSTERS CALLING, LIKE A HOBO TO THE RAILS.
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« Reply #8352 on: October 18, 2010, 06:23:40 am »
C'mon Ash, that was clearly just good natured ribbing on sMets part. 
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« Reply #8353 on: October 18, 2010, 06:58:37 am »
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C'mon Ash, that was clearly just good natured ribbing on sMets part.

Full-on.
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« Reply #8354 on: October 18, 2010, 12:50:38 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 18, 2010, 06:09:19 am
Now it's inev's turn to give you that treatment in reference to running to LA and being a pop culture enamoured d-bag.

...stick around folks, I'll be around for hours. Apparently letting your kid go without a nap until he drops results in him sleeping for four hours in the evening and getting punished by putting in a late late night with him.

Who knew?

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