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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8895 on: January 06, 2011, 07:06:47 pm »
no way dude, i want to read that and read inev's immediate LIKE A BOSS rejection because seriously dude people don't change*

*people can change but it ain't easy and most people ain't up to the task
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« Reply #8896 on: January 06, 2011, 07:25:33 pm »
oh, yeah, that is definitely also something I'd put money on.

I would like to say I have learned my lesson about not doing that. But sometimes I am pretty dumb.
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« Reply #8897 on: January 06, 2011, 07:27:31 pm »
Quote from: Choop on January 06, 2011, 07:06:47 pm
*people can change but it ain't easy and most people ain't up to the task

Can'd for knowledge.

And hell of shitty, dude. Sorry. I'd hook you up with some benzos, but, you know, I'm in Utah and all.
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« Reply #8898 on: January 06, 2011, 07:54:49 pm »
same place she went to give them to me
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« Reply #8899 on: January 06, 2011, 08:22:59 pm »
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I'd hook you up with some benzos, but, you know, I'm in Utah and all.

However, the flipside of being from Utah is that you can toss him one or two of the extra wives for a little rebound play.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8900 on: January 06, 2011, 09:46:43 pm »
Quote from: Choop on January 06, 2011, 07:06:47 pm
*people can change but it ain't easy and most people ain't up to the task

Yes they do, and they can prove that they've changed to someone new.
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« Reply #8901 on: January 06, 2011, 10:26:35 pm »
Quote from: Choop on January 06, 2011, 06:48:58 pm
-OR- she'll beg you for forgiveness and another chance

Bone her first, THEN tell her to take a flying fuck at the moon.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8902 on: January 06, 2011, 11:06:18 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on January 06, 2011, 09:46:43 pm
Yes they do, and they can prove that they've changed to someone new.

By which I mean, if it wean't clear, that just because someone says they have changed, doesn't mean you have to be the one they prove it to.
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« Reply #8903 on: January 07, 2011, 02:30:01 am »
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Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on January 06, 2011, 10:26:35 pm
Bone her first, THEN tell her to take a flying fuck at the moon.
I am only slightly ashamed to say this was my first thought, also.
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« Reply #8904 on: January 07, 2011, 06:16:11 am »
man, that was so little my thought.

I think I would be a lot happier with telling her all the things on my mind and making her feel really bad.
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« Reply #8905 on: January 07, 2011, 06:34:35 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 07, 2011, 06:16:11 am
I think I would be a lot happier with telling her all the things on my mind and making her feel really bad.

Right after you bone her.  Or better yet, while you are boning her.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8906 on: January 07, 2011, 06:39:45 am »
I tried that once.  Talk about taking the lead out of your pencil.  Plus throwing up in the motel sink.  Real life is rarely as cool as the movies.
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« Reply #8907 on: January 07, 2011, 06:41:09 am »
oh man, totally blocked from her facebook/gmail-chat/etc.

talk about amateur hour.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8908 on: January 07, 2011, 07:25:33 am »
There is nothing so small and petty on this earth a someone who has just Been a Dick to another person and is trying to reframe the dialogue so that they are justified and the other person is the enemy.
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« Reply #8909 on: January 07, 2011, 08:06:35 am »
ok.

big blow-out confrontation. I am not satisfied at all, but I feel a lot better. A lot. She mostly just said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" but I at least have confirmation that she read all those things. a year and 3 months worth of pent-up bullshit.

Today, I am working on the difference between Assertive and Aggressive. I think I went way too far into the second category, but I am OK with that. Progress.

I am so pumped for all of my new projects:
-sell lots of college books
-ordered furniture online, will finally have a place to sit down when I eat or watch TV other than my bed.
-NO MERCY clothes-sorting with goodwill getting lots of perfectly fine clothing that I hate and never wear because at some point I became really vain about my clothes.
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