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« Reply #9795 on: May 25, 2011, 12:07:10 am »
... Quit my job, meet a member of the opposite sex, and make a batch of beer. I was inspired by a friend of mine who followed his foreign girlfriend home to germany and found a job in 3 days as an international brand ambassador. In college we made and lost memories on the reg. Adult life needs more of that.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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« Reply #9796 on: May 25, 2011, 03:46:35 am »
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sMets, let us know when it's available for public consumption, a dude might partake monetarily of some ludicrous words and art he can hold.

Thanks, I appreciate it!

It probably won't be done and printed for a while yet but I will figure out how I can get it to some of y'all for sure.

I might put it up through my girlfriend's shop on etsy, I'm thinking.

I'll keep ya posted.
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« Reply #9797 on: May 25, 2011, 07:09:53 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on May 25, 2011, 12:07:10 am
... Quit my job, meet a member of the opposite sex, and make a batch of beer. I was inspired by a friend of mine who followed his foreign girlfriend home to germany and found a job in 3 days as an international brand ambassador. In college we made and lost memories on the reg. Adult life needs more of that.

And that's the day the little capitalist learned that the greatest value.... is love.

Or at least a sweet pair of titties.
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« Reply #9798 on: May 25, 2011, 12:25:49 pm »
*spit-take*

Yay for girls!

Today I'm gonna log in to Facebook to see this posted by a girl I graduated from college with:

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Ode to the tangled webs we weave, when lest we practice to deceive....

And not be sure whether to laugh or cry.
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« Reply #9799 on: May 25, 2011, 04:00:03 pm »
Well.  I didn't suck last night.  It was a weird room.   Lots of drunkies wandered in for a FREE SHOW!

They didn't always follow where I was going, and I stepped on some things and altered some things and didn't trust my gut and I think missed out on some rad opportunities.  NEXT WEEK.


Ash: In regards to BOHICA in your sig.   I used to refer to myself at work as "THE LAST OF THE BOHICANS!" as I was in this weird top heavy structure where three levels of people would decide what all needed to be done and then they would turn to me and tell me to do it, as I was the only person who enacted any of their decisions.
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« Reply #9800 on: May 25, 2011, 04:25:29 pm »
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Kenny is the ring leader of BFH (Bastards from Hell) his crew which drive these really cool stand up scooters. 
This assertion requires photographic proof.
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« Reply #9801 on: May 25, 2011, 05:38:45 pm »
I have this idea for a company where we go around and teach wealthy housewives how to use hot tubs...
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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« Reply #9802 on: May 25, 2011, 10:38:43 pm »
Big hail in my area today. Went down in the basement with a lawn chair and watched The Wire and ate cookies for an hour.
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« Reply #9803 on: May 26, 2011, 08:08:07 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on May 25, 2011, 05:38:45 pm
I have this idea for a company where we go around and teach wealthy housewives how to use hot tubs...

I saw some Jersey Shore for the first time last night and this idea reminds me of it.
Which doesn't make it bad by any means.
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« Reply #9804 on: May 26, 2011, 05:22:39 pm »
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This assertion requires photographic proof.

Hmn, well I searched my photostream and I don't have anything posted from the BFH scooter crew.  I know I have pics of them in my archives somewhere, but I'm too busy to search for them right now.  There is this stand up scooter, but he's not part of the BFH crew.
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« Reply #9805 on: May 26, 2011, 05:53:09 pm »
Ahh, I see.  I was picturing a Segway.
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« Reply #9806 on: May 26, 2011, 08:11:20 pm »
Girlface surprised us by letting them do a full cleaning her first time out. I convinced her that it would make her teeth shiny and clean like a princess, not a challenge there.

Boyface has been twice a year since he was 3 and while he's gotten so we can do an exam without a full-on meltdown, we haven't been able to do a clean & polish yet.

The DDS is like Ned Flanders without the moustache, super nice and the hygenist is gentle as a warm spring breeze. Also, DDS has a nephew with autism with whom he is close, so he "gets it." A nice bonus for a dentist we've been going to since before we even had the kids.

Good luck, Ash; hope it goes as well for your boy as it did for my girl a couple of months back.
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« Reply #9807 on: May 26, 2011, 08:27:59 pm »
Maybe "sharp shiny monster teeth" will do the trick.
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« Reply #9808 on: May 27, 2011, 12:03:22 am »
when did I become a guy who wants to spend money on clothes all the time? Yikes.
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« Reply #9809 on: May 27, 2011, 12:04:28 am »
Today I'm gonna make mint sun tea. So good. So refreshing.
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