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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #9810 on: May 27, 2011, 02:13:17 am »

you know youre a grown up when you get drunk and the way you raise hell is to post things on a message board while intoxicated.
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« Reply #9811 on: May 27, 2011, 02:20:17 am »

I'm doing it now!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #9812 on: May 27, 2011, 04:29:35 am »

I'm enjoying some coffee and some work, so fuck me.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #9813 on: May 27, 2011, 04:30:31 am »

Also, my wife is going on some crazy cross-country drive across Nevada in a convertible with her best friend, starting Saturday morning. So, you know, T&L.
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« Reply #9814 on: May 27, 2011, 04:00:21 pm »

Tonight I'm gonna have a date with my hubby. We're having supper at this cool new(ish) Indo-Asian fusion place and then walking across the street to a board game store to play in their gaming area.

Yay! Date!
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« Reply #9815 on: May 27, 2011, 04:51:03 pm »

Wow, that's a beautiful hoss Ash.  I've never ridden one in my life, but you sure to make me wish I could.
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« Reply #9816 on: May 27, 2011, 05:32:49 pm »

Really? I thought everybody rode a hoss at least once!

I mean, not everybody in the whole world, of course...but when I was a kid, the fifth-graders in our school district (and all the school districts around us) took a week-long sleepover camp field trip to a nature camp in Michigan, and one of the things we did there was hossback riding. It was just a thing everybody did once when we were young. I've been a few times since, but always on somebody's dime -- it was cool that our whole school got to do it once regardless of socioeconomic status (though we lived in a fairly upper-middle-class suburb anyhow).

I think nowadays, because of budget stuff, they do a series of day trips to a camp closer to home, but I'm guessing hossback riding is still involved. It was the highlight of the week when I was there.

I would suggest that you come visit me so I could take you riding at one of the local places that does that -- we have many -- but visiting Ash for that would be cooler.
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« Reply #9817 on: May 27, 2011, 05:54:49 pm »

hung out all night with friends who just graduated/other younger friends who are entering their senior year. Some really nice guys who I hadn't gotten to know before now. Delicious dinner.

...then we went to a bar, and I puked because I chugged an IPA as they ushered us out the door. Wrong choice for rapid drinking. They let me sleep on their couch. What stand-up guys! All into comics and guitar playing and hip-hop.
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« Reply #9818 on: May 27, 2011, 07:14:25 pm »

Have you ever told a joke to a friend and they didn't get it?  So you explain it to them and they still don't get it?  Then you say something smart ass because they are a fuck*ng retard and of course they get mad at you?  So now you are feuding with your friend over a joke?

Yeah, that just happened to me too.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #9819 on: May 28, 2011, 02:08:10 am »

I do like riding the hell out of a hoss.
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« Reply #9820 on: May 30, 2011, 01:04:28 am »

the more I read about the proliferation of unpaid internships, the more I am filled with rage. And remorse that I did not do unpaid internships while in school.
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« Reply #9821 on: May 30, 2011, 01:25:50 am »

the more I read about the proliferation of unpaid internships, the more I am filled with rage. And remorse that I did not do unpaid internships while in school.

Fixed.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #9822 on: May 30, 2011, 05:37:16 pm »

It makes me unbelievably sad that my girl calls going to Lake Michigan "going to the beach." She is actually arguing that she goes to "the beach" all the time.
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« Reply #9823 on: May 30, 2011, 06:40:15 pm »

To a Carolinian, "The Beach" means "The Ocean."

Whether there's sand or not, anything else is "a lake."
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #9824 on: May 31, 2011, 01:47:41 am »

We go to a beach that's on a river.
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