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[jay-ell]

I used to be a compulsive flosser, but then I took the next step -- I bought myself a scaler, pick, and one of those tiny angled mirrors.

[Nabubrush]

I knocked out all my teeth so I can clean them at my workbench with a dremel tool.

[AugustWest]

... miss Calvin and Hobbes:

Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humour? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it’s funny. Don’t you think it’s odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us?

Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.

Calvin: (after a long pause) I can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.

[pmcd9]

Just know that the can I just gave you is really for Watterson.

[KeithHernandez]

Poop at work (right now!!)  I am grown to the point where I would rather shit at work and wake up five minutes later and get a sweet break no one can complain about than pretend like I don't poop.

[wombat]

Today I'm gonna have the thought that it's useful to have underemployed people like myself in the world, because who else has the time to go through their Twitter followers and report the spambots?

This seems like a new low. I'm not asking for my ship to come in, but if I don't at least sight a rowboat on the horizon soon, I am pretty much out of ideas.

[Nabubrush]

Today I am going to send my wife off to work on her bicycle in the cold and rain. Every morning she does this. I am impressed. I don't know if I should be, but I am.

[smick]

Daks' been making the trek every morning on her bike.  7 miles to her new office. 

Like some kind of warrior.

[jay-ell]

I will try to remember this next time I complain about having to put on a jacket to walk twenty feet from my front porch to the car when it's 55F and sunny.

[Nabubrush]

Pi's got the gaiters for her bike shoes and the bar mitts + gloves and she even has the little liner thing for her helmet. It's been sort of chilly here, as well. Of course, I do have to go in to the house and surf the internet with a cat on my lap, so we all have our burdens.

[theinevitable]

Accidentally set my alarm for 10 PM. I thought I had grown past making that mistake. Woke up at noon. Well, the good news is, if I had gone into my "internship" I would have just browsed the internet all day. I'm trying to turn this bad feeling into the drive to send blind resumes to historic property rehab places.

[AugustWest]

Today I am going to send my wife off to work on her bicycle in the cold and rain.

Don't you have a garage where she could work on it?

[jaydub]

...lead the life I was born to lead.  I'm chilling in the bar/lounge of the Napa Marriott Hotel & Spa while my darling wife attends an education conference.  I woke up at 8:30am, wandered into the lounge and had breakfast, then retired to our room for 6 hours of Skyrim on the XBox I cleverly brought along.  I came back out for a late lunch, figure out how to tether my phone so I don't need to pay Internet Ransom to Marriott, and now I'm posting on TOUAMB.  Tomorrow I plan to get a 50 minute massage.

[wombat]

Accidentally set my alarm for 10 PM. I thought I had grown past making that mistake.

I am sorry to have to tell you, this has nothing to do with age.

[theinevitable]

Today I made Chilean Style sopaipillas. Delicious, if completely wrong and different from my grandmas. There are two things going on:
- her recipe is different and makes them somehow both less fluffy and less heavy
- I have no idea how to tell when they're done, and overcooked a lot of them

But holy crap have I wanted to eat these for a long time.