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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #11310 on: April 16, 2012, 08:08:30 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 14, 2012, 08:03:52 pm
By that I'm saying "Gee, too bad I didn't piss away the weeks months and years waiting to watch this thing on the network schedule. It sux so hard drinking beer and watching six in a row."

Exactly what I say about everything on TV.
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« Reply #11311 on: April 17, 2012, 07:56:09 am »
Quote from: Mr Trout on April 09, 2012, 07:47:28 am
when I was in scouts it was always called Boyscout Water. Oh the stuff we burned.

In scouts we called in lighter fluid. My troop always won the fire starting contests at those camp deals. Sometimes because we cheated, but also because we were just good at burning shit and had lots of practice. OK, mostly because we cheated.
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« Reply #11312 on: April 17, 2012, 09:04:33 pm »
went to the dentist a little hung over. I do not like the dentist. But for maybe the first time ever I got a "good job" on my dental habits. Awesome. There was glue on one of my teeth from my braces, which I got off in 2006. Why hadn't anyone noticed this before? Anyway, now it is gone and my molar feels all shiny and new.
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« Reply #11313 on: April 17, 2012, 10:56:12 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 17, 2012, 09:04:33 pm
my molar feels all shiny and new.

Like a virgin?
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« Reply #11314 on: April 17, 2012, 11:32:48 pm »
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« Reply #11315 on: April 18, 2012, 07:41:39 pm »
...notice that Ash's sig has morphed again.

I am, in fact, having adventures. To the point where if lunchtime arrives on a Saturday and we have not yet gone adventuring, Chaos Girl will wander in, tug on my sleeve, and say, "Mama? We gonna have a adventure today?"
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« Reply #11316 on: April 18, 2012, 08:39:16 pm »
His sig changes weekly (daily?) - it's part of the ongoing wonder that is the Ash experience.
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« Reply #11317 on: April 19, 2012, 09:12:28 am »
I watched a couple of episodes of that Archer show tonight.  I found it entertaining.

Also, earlier tonight I ate a "Shot Blok," this kind of gummy candy that I got from a 10k I was in a few weeks ago. Apparently they were "energy chews" and now I am wired! Fuck, it's 4am!
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« Reply #11318 on: April 19, 2012, 12:00:11 pm »
paul is all hopped up on goofballs!
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« Reply #11319 on: April 19, 2012, 03:44:40 pm »
Indeed I am.
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« Reply #11320 on: April 19, 2012, 06:13:13 pm »
Sorry, I was too busy being Phil Collins.
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« Reply #11321 on: April 19, 2012, 07:57:25 pm »
Today I'm gonna be sad I missed the DC United game last night. It was damp and gross out but the during the 12th minute the fans went silent because the team's biggest fan died this week (the fans being the twelfth man). I would've liked to see a stadium that normally won't stop singing and chanting go dead silent for a whole minute while the ball is still in play.

Frankly, any sport where the team doesn't support and publicize things like this or where the owner doesn't attend the tailgates is not a sport for me.
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« Reply #11322 on: April 19, 2012, 08:37:29 pm »
Dan Steinberg had an item on that today, with video. If I could be memorialized half as well as that dude, I'd consider myself lucky.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/dc-united-fans-honor-chico-solares/2012/04/19/gIQAfXxATT_blog.html
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« Reply #11323 on: April 20, 2012, 04:06:48 am »
Had another weird experience where a STL native demanded that I move my car because it was parked in front of his house. Then my friends had a weird argument about whether that was an unreasonable request.
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« Reply #11324 on: April 20, 2012, 06:38:59 am »
my deal with that is please don't park in front of my mailbox during the day or trash cans on wednesdays, because our civil servants are the laziest fucknuts in town. if you're parked in front of my house regularly when you come to visit a friend, and there are spots in front of your friend's house, why do you got to do a thing? maybe somebody's coming to visit me and they want somewhere to park, you know? but i don't make a stink about it unless it turns into a regular thing.
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