Yesterday I met a guy who is prominent in Urban Planning circles who... has the same name as me, but spelled differently. It tickled my funny bone to see him give a talk and hear about how (my name) is so important and prominent and we are so lucky to have him.
That was a bad way to explain what I was doing wrong. The bike tool I was using (crank puller) has several parts that were screwed together (I guess for storage?), but you are only supposed to use one at a time. I thought that there was a way to screw them together and use my socket set on the whole thing, since I did not have a big enough socket for the bigger part. But that just dis-assembled the two parts, rather than disassembling the bike.
And my solution to the Card problem was to stop by Lowe's on the way home. So I guess I am part of the problem. Now I own a socket set and a ratchet. Cool. If that mom-and-pop place were closer to my house or to an ATM things might have gone differently.