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[AugustWest]

Recently we were having a really circle-jerky conversation about guitar playing and how we all have very different styles. I thought it was funny that I basically got labeled the classic rock guy. If only  you guys knew how corny and bluesy my guitar playing is. Not really keeping with the inev stereotype. I do not understand how to play guitar riffs that are not just simple blues things. These other dudes are playing all kinds of skronky shit and I just can't do it. Working on it, though... one day I will play shit that LFM would just hate.

Just be glad you can make music come out of the funny shaped box.

[jaydub]

What in the HELL is going on here? Was that even English?

Dude's got a hernia.

Took me a moment to realize he wasn't making some sort of elliptical cancer reference.

Also, truss:


At first glance they look like crotchless panties for dudes, but the idea is there is compressive support of the inguinal rings where the intestines are intruding.  There are some pretty horrific pictures of untreated hernias on the Google - be warned if your curiosity leads to further searches.

[littlefallsmets]

A person thinking David Bowie covered "that Dinosaur Jr song Quicksand" is an important way to find out that they are irredeemably crazy.

[pmcd9]

Today, a girl tried to condescendingly tell me that Hank Williams' "Ramblin Man" is a cover of the Allman Brothers.

No amount of explanation would convince her that I was right, and she was the silly one. Even when I told her that he was from the 1940s she just kind of sighed and said, "sure, whatever, I think you should look it up."

That's hilarious. What's even more hilarious is that I had a very similar conversation nearly 30 years ago with a not too bright lady who complained that Bob Dylan's cover version of All Along the Watchtower sucked. I tried, but she couldn't be convinced that Dylan actually wrote the song. She couldn't be convinced that it doesn't suck either. However, she could be convinced to let me fuck her so, you know, whatever.

[AugustWest]

That's hilarious. What's even more hilarious is that I had a very similar conversation nearly 30 years ago with a not too bright lady who complained that Bob Dylan's cover version of All Along the Watchtower sucked. I tried, but she couldn't be convinced that Dylan actually wrote the song. She couldn't be convinced that it doesn't suck either. However, she could be convinced to let me fuck her so, you know, whatever.

That kind of supports my theory.

[jay-ell]

Dude's got a hernia.

Doc, bringin' the science.

Go easy on yourself, Ash. For shit's sake, take a damn BREAK now and then.

[greenkoolayd]

consolation song

[doomglobe]

Oingo Boingo covered 'Elevator Man', which was originally sung by the Doors.

[miles]

Learn that Cadbury Wunderbars aren't commonly available in the US.  No Hawkins Cheezies, and no Wunderbars?  I guess we need a thicker layer of fat up here.

Hawkins Cheezies? What other kind of crazy shit do you guys have up there? Ketchup potato chips?

I guess you can find those down here, but the first kind I ever had were the Old Dutch brand. I quite liked them.

[miles]

That's hilarious. What's even more hilarious is that I had a very similar conversation nearly 30 years ago with a not too bright lady who complained that Bob Dylan's cover version of All Along the Watchtower sucked. I tried, but she couldn't be convinced that Dylan actually wrote the song. She couldn't be convinced that it doesn't suck either. However, she could be convinced to let me fuck her so, you know, whatever.

In her defense, the Hendrix cover fuck*ng kills, so much so that I think Dylan more or less has been performing a cover version ever since.

[Carlos del Vaca]

What's worse than not getting a seat on the bus and having to stand the whole way?

Having to stand the whole way with a shitty driver who alternately hits the gas and brake too hard. At one point she slammed the brakes so hard we all nearly fell over. Not sure why, as she had plenty of following distance from the car ahead of her. Fun way to start the day.

[doomglobe]

Self fulfilling prophesy

[doomglobe]

If you don't let it, it won't. That day a couple weeks ago when I hit that fox, nay, SMOKED that fox, I still managed to party and have a good time. We went out to a crazy bar in the villiage we were marooned in, populated by nose ring-ed locals and crazies in halloween costumes well into november. Even the Fox didn't seem upset, lying there dead with a big stupid grin on his face and his tongue hangin' out the side.

Have an amazing day!

[wombat]

...fall while ice skating and break my wrist. please excuse the lack of capital letters for a while.

[side_show]

Sorry to hear this wombat!  I hope it heals quickly and well.  Also I will refrane from jokes about wearing a human cone of shame as long as you keep from licking it.