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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #12300 on: December 14, 2012, 05:21:18 am »
I got it, JW.
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« Reply #12301 on: December 14, 2012, 06:40:30 pm »
Don't you kick dirt on that! It's still good! I just gotta... I gotta figure out what is goin on here.
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« Reply #12302 on: December 14, 2012, 06:52:49 pm »
crosses arms

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crouches and rolls up sleeves

Okay, so salt and romans. I googled the hell out of that shit and they are not related in any way I can determine. Roman backwards is namor. Salt upside down is ʇןɐs. If I Juxtaposition those two strings, then rotate 45 degrees, I get something that kind of looks like an angry dude with a fucked up collar standing up from a chair. Where he was POOPING! so it is a poop joke, after all! Okay, you can kick some dirt on that now.
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« Reply #12303 on: December 14, 2012, 06:59:48 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on December 13, 2012, 09:07:11 pm
salt...Romans...Latin....salary

you missed this post I think....
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« Reply #12304 on: December 14, 2012, 07:12:41 pm »
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« Reply #12305 on: December 14, 2012, 07:14:24 pm »
Quote from: doomglobe on December 14, 2012, 06:52:49 pm
crosses arms

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crouches and rolls up sleeves

Okay, so salt and romans. I googled the hell out of that shit and they are not related in any way I can determine. Roman backwards is namor. Salt upside down is ʇןɐs. If I Juxtaposition those two strings, then rotate 45 degrees, I get something that kind of looks like an angry dude with a fucked up collar standing up from a chair. Where he was POOPING! so it is a poop joke, after all! Okay, you can kick some dirt on that now.

bestowed, and mightily! i do love a good satire.
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« Reply #12306 on: December 15, 2012, 06:57:47 pm »
Yesterday I took Chaos Girl on a field trip to the SPCA shelter with her preschool class. They brought out a cat and a dog for the children to pet, and the dog was a tri-pug! This is the second time this week I've encountered rescue pugs and thought of Wombat. Also, I think pugs are starting to grow on me.
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« Reply #12307 on: December 15, 2012, 07:01:23 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 15, 2012, 06:57:47 pm
Also, I think pugs are starting to grow on me.

You should get that checked out.
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« Reply #12308 on: December 15, 2012, 07:49:15 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 15, 2012, 06:57:47 pm
Yesterday I took Chaos Girl on a field trip to the SPCA shelter with her preschool class. They brought out a cat and a dog for the children to pet, and the dog was a tri-pug!

aw, shoulda took a picture!
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« Reply #12309 on: December 15, 2012, 10:49:46 pm »
Quote from: side_show on December 15, 2012, 07:01:23 pm
You should get that checked out.

Heyo!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #12310 on: December 16, 2012, 06:32:49 am »
I am King Fergus!
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« Reply #12311 on: December 17, 2012, 01:37:50 pm »
...wake up and find the heat isn't working. We just had them do the routine maintenance check last week. AND, it is a brand new furnace that we just installed last year!

So now I'm trying to figure out how to go the doctor for a followup on my broken wrist and also be here for the service guy to come. I mean, seriously.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #12312 on: December 17, 2012, 07:03:53 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 14, 2012, 07:12:41 pm
Sometimes I really have to earn my paycheck around here.

A guy wanders around outside a forum for 5 years and everybody goes about 4 levels deeper, encrypting their jokes with some hash value. Guess I'm just a bad nut and need to catch up to all you seasoned hombres with your massive dr pepper stashes.

Yo wombat let me know if you learn any good tricks for leftmousing - I got carpal tunnel in my right, and this damn hand keeps sneaking across and stealing the penis from it's incompetent brother whenever I'm not looking.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #12313 on: December 17, 2012, 07:12:21 pm »
Today I'm gonna realize how awesome it is that our ICQ contact information is still a profile option on the Touamb.

OLD SCHOOL/OLD SCHOOL/OLD SCHOOL
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #12314 on: December 17, 2012, 07:16:27 pm »
To be fair, many of our Dr. Pepper stashes are the result of deeply irrational outbursts when WOMBAT IS MAD WITH POWER.
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