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« Reply #12945 on: May 04, 2013, 05:56:06 pm »
I can run a 40 in 4.6, toss pass a ball 70 meters, and move a 1500lb sled 10 meters all by lonesome. I can punt a ball to touch with okay accuracy.  I learned these things today. Tonight: monkey suit and illumanati dinner (free food at the masons lodge). http://www.scribd.com/doc/139451445/SCN-0001 Don't judge me.
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« Reply #12946 on: May 05, 2013, 10:56:16 pm »
Do any of you guys own a stovetop espresso maker/ Moka Pot?

I am thinking of getting a friend one as a graduation present, and I have no idea whether to go for a one-serving size, or something bigger. Small is probably safest, right? I think of coffee as a social drink, but I think this woman might be more of an every-morning type.

Is it something you use all the time, or is it too time-consuming or complicated?
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« Reply #12947 on: May 06, 2013, 12:05:06 am »
What was I doing online before I found this leftist anthropology grad student who tweets photos of her butt?

Like, she will literally post a photo of cultural theory texts resting on her bare thighs. What the fuck.
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« Reply #12948 on: May 06, 2013, 08:15:09 am »
I used to have one before I left it on the stove with no water in and the handle melted off.
That aside, mine was smaller and I found it was difficult to set to a temperature that would make the coffee in a timely manner but wouldn't cause the top compartment to boil and, in my mind at least, affect the flavour. I always wondered if having a bigger pot would make it easier.
That said I had a pretty cantankerous stove and was the guy who is so incompetent melted the handle off the pot, so grain of salt I guess.
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« Reply #12949 on: May 07, 2013, 07:41:01 am »
Today I'm gonna be reminded that even if you've got an hour to do a half hour task you should never hit snooze. Especially if your plans rely on anyone else. I feel I've become a little more Ash today.
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« Reply #12950 on: May 07, 2013, 05:04:40 pm »
... Get this little furball. . I hope to do good by this little feller. HELP ME NAME HIM!
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« Reply #12951 on: May 07, 2013, 05:18:57 pm »
Snowball.
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« Reply #12952 on: May 07, 2013, 06:07:14 pm »
Duh, it's obvious. RAY.
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« Reply #12953 on: May 07, 2013, 06:32:20 pm »
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« Reply #12954 on: May 07, 2013, 07:23:10 pm »
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« Reply #12955 on: May 07, 2013, 07:46:33 pm »
Thanks fpr the ideas, figments! I'm actually a little nervous (seems like such an adult step, having living entities entrusted to your care).
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« Reply #12956 on: May 07, 2013, 09:15:51 pm »
Was yesterday National Loose Gas Cap Day? Because I got a check engine light and the same code too.
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« Reply #12957 on: May 08, 2013, 01:16:22 am »
The division of the household into Wombat and Technical Staff made me have the sexist thought, "I'm sure she means Technical Staff checked the engine code."
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« Reply #12958 on: May 08, 2013, 02:16:07 am »
You are in fact correct.

We do have what looks like a sexist division of labor for a lot of things, but most of it can also be interpreted as him being the technical side and I'm the creative side. So that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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« Reply #12959 on: May 08, 2013, 02:23:27 am »
You made the joke my dad would make, so as far as I can tell it is all kinds of crazy gender role distribution over there.
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Social pressures exist
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You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind
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