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« Reply #13035 on: May 30, 2013, 07:23:09 pm »
Did I do that? I need some new Zenni glasses myself. Thanks Me!
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« Reply #13036 on: May 30, 2013, 08:08:56 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 30, 2013, 05:48:33 pm
1. I think it would mean I am easy to manipulate if I had bought the sunglasses.
3. I am going to buy sunglasses, but probably from costco. Looking around for the best deal on some prescription ones.

So yeah. You bought sunglasses.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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« Reply #13037 on: May 30, 2013, 08:28:49 pm »
Maybe he actually needed some sunglasses.
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« Reply #13038 on: May 30, 2013, 09:56:06 pm »
The reason I went to the sunglasses store, if you can imagine this, is that I wanted to buy sunglasses. Because I like them, but non-prescription ones from the drug store do not help me. Because I need glasses to see anything.
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« Reply #13039 on: May 31, 2013, 12:28:02 am »
wow, that might be the new top entry. I really like light tortoiseshell glasses like that, but they do not work with my coloring. I'll be able to pull them off when I go grey, I think.

Wanna see some bad marketing/design? Would you guess from this site that that company invented Browline Glasses?


"Retro" does not really convey the idea that you designed one of the major styles of glasses. This site is some JUNK.
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« Reply #13040 on: May 31, 2013, 12:37:49 am »
Here is some venison I've been marinating!

And that was the story of my build.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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« Reply #13041 on: May 31, 2013, 01:53:59 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 30, 2013, 10:22:28 pm
You, m'man, need to get a spiffy pair of clip-ons.

Dude:

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« Reply #13042 on: May 31, 2013, 02:12:56 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 31, 2013, 01:58:35 am
Are you insinuating that perhaps those are not spiffy?

What? Hell no. I mean, he's no Theo Huxtable (who the fuck is?) but Dwayne Wayne is the man.
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« Reply #13043 on: May 31, 2013, 02:18:51 am »
I... I don't like clip-ons.  
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« Reply #13044 on: May 31, 2013, 02:34:14 am »
why tf i gotta pay upward of one eighty for some prescription ass wayfarers.

fuck you ray ban, fuck you
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« Reply #13045 on: May 31, 2013, 04:07:47 am »
you can always buy the drug store ones for $20.
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« Reply #13046 on: May 31, 2013, 05:49:20 am »
nah i'm just pissed because it's not friday night and i hate not knowing what i'm doing at my job.
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« Reply #13047 on: May 31, 2013, 08:44:58 am »
Oh man noise complaints, I think shit is going to be getting real with my neighbor and I real real quick.
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« Reply #13048 on: May 31, 2013, 06:58:16 pm »
I always used the clip-on ones but my Mom got me some fancy ones off the tee-vee that are designed to fit over regular glasses so I've been using those and they're pretty keen.

Also, my brother was tall and thin and very dark-skinned (for a white guy) and wore Dwayne Wayne glasses when he was in college. He didn't actually need them to see, he was the original hip-hop hipster. And this was back when "A Different World" was still on TV so of course everyone called him Dwayne.

It was...a thing. A thing that Happened.
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« Reply #13049 on: May 31, 2013, 09:23:25 pm »
Today I'm gonna get my master's from A-CAP. Eat shit!
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.
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