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I live in your message board now. Hi.
« on: August 15, 2007, 11:01:52 pm »
I just registered here, although I've been lurking since this board was on plagiarist.com, and I thought I should probably make an introductory post so that when I post in another topic saying something inane, people won't be all (incredulously) "you registered just to say that inane thing?"  I'm originally from Mississippi but right now I live in Florida, where I've just finished grad school but haven't got a job yet, which is why I'm spending my time on webcomic forums.  Oh, and I enjoy Achewood.  Further information is available upon request.

So, hi.
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Re: I live in your message board now. Hi.
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 11:05:48 pm »
What are your thoughts on pretend baseball, knitting, bacon, motorboating, and giraffe placenta?
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 11:08:27 pm »
Did you know cats have barbs on their penes?  Well, male ones anyway.  Now you do.
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2007, 11:44:01 pm »
Pretend baseball: About as interesting to me as real baseball (i.e. not at all).
Knitting: I'm in favor of it for old ladies but not so much for hipsters.
Bacon: Good.
Motorboating: Fun for all ages.  Unless you mean it literally in which case it's kind of dull.
Giraffe placenta: I've never tried it.
Barbed penes: I'm aware, but only secondhand.  There was a passage in one of the Red Dwarf novels that explored in some detail the issue of backwards (temporally speaking, not physically) sex with a creature evolved from cats, and it's always sort of stuck with me (no pun intended).
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2007, 11:45:39 pm »
You started a thread just to say that inane thing?

Sorry, it was irresistible. Grad school in what?
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Re: I live in your message board now. Hi.
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 12:01:39 am »
Motion picture, television, and recording arts.

Yeah, I went to film school.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 01:09:24 am »
Welcome. Glad you de-lurked.
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 02:07:34 am »
What the hell took you so long.  We don't bite.  Often.
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 03:00:41 am »
Quote from: gloomba on August 15, 2007, 11:44:01 pm
Knitting: I'm in favor of it for old ladies but not so much for hipsters.

What about middle aged fellows, who don't hold any truck with your "Cold War Kids" or your "Plain White Tees"?
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Re: I live in your message board now. Hi.
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 03:08:20 am »
This place is really going downhill.
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 03:27:07 am »
smick, you are a hipster - an aging hipster.  But don't worry - you're on my team. 

Gloomba - welcome.  Sounds like your posting is long overdue!  Feel free to ask me or any of the other mods for help or input if you need it, otherwise... inane is the way we play here.
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 04:40:52 am »
Quote from: side_show on August 16, 2007, 03:27:07 am
smick, you are a hipster - an aging hipster.  But don't worry - you're on my team. 

The more I think about it, guilty as charged.

Oh man... I better go find some teenage girls to invite over to listen to my Pixies B-Sides while I still can!
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 07:04:04 am »
Full Sail or DAVE?  Or one of those "real" schools with campuses and whatnot?
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 07:58:14 am »
Quote from: smick on August 16, 2007, 04:40:52 am
The more I think about it, guilty as charged.

Oh man... I better go find some teenage girls to invite over to listen to my Pixies B-Sides while I still can!

There's nothing wrong with being an aging hipster.  Afterall, we have better beer in our fridges, and know how to make a tasty bean-based dip - and there ain't nothin' wrong with that.
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2007, 09:36:18 am »
Quote from: gloomba on August 15, 2007, 11:44:01 pm
There was a passage in one of the Red Dwarf novels that explored in some detail the issue of backwards (temporally speaking, not physically) sex with a creature evolved from cats, and it's always sort of stuck with me (no pun intended).

That was a very good series of books, I was always suprised how far it leant towards hard sci fi, I lost my omnibus in high school and have missed it for years. You're good people.
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