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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2007, 05:39:10 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on August 29, 2007, 03:26:18 pm
Every day, when you wake up, do you thank the Lord you're Welsh?

I do, yes.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2007, 05:43:09 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 29, 2007, 05:38:52 pm
Wait, what? Did I miss something?

Dude shows up blaring his keyboard with disses on mother Wales. Thats not cool, man. No one needs that kind of noise.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2007, 05:46:52 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on August 29, 2007, 05:45:24 pm
Check your 6. Got a blindspot there.
What?
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2007, 05:49:56 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on August 29, 2007, 05:35:47 pm
Hey ass hole, look, Wales is a glorious nation so step down. If you can't pronounce the names or breathe the mother tongue, then leave. Plaid Cymru for life, MF.

Did you actually read what I said? As in, looked at the words I wrote and let them into your brain? I'm guessing, "fuck no." Wales is alright, I never said anything to the contrary. Cymru am byth and all that. I've already left it though. I'm just happy to be out of there, Merthyr Tydfil is a festering shitbag of a town.

(also, real welsh people don't say ass. it's arse, you arse!)
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2007, 05:53:33 pm »
Quote from: emmdee on August 29, 2007, 05:49:56 pm
Did you actually read what I said? As in, looked at the words I wrote and let them into your brain? I'm guessing, "fuck no." Wales is alright, I never said anything to the contrary. Cymru am byth and all that. I've already left it though. I'm just happy to be out of there, Merthyr Tydfil is a festering shitbag of a town.

(also, real welsh people don't say ass. it's arse, you arse!)

lets hug it out, bitch.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2007, 05:58:06 pm »
Wales is plenty nice.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2007, 05:59:06 pm »
Hells yeah. I'm gonna cwtch you like the woolly ruminant quadruped you are!
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« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2007, 07:44:26 pm »
Quote from: emmdee on August 29, 2007, 05:49:56 pm
(also, real welsh people don't say ass. it's arse, you arse!)

I thought we said twll tin, shinach.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2007, 07:48:38 pm »
Ok? The no-vowel thing? Disturbs the hell out of me. It's like you got a cheat code on language.

Hey! I know! Pronounce this to me: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2007, 07:50:14 pm »
The secret is OUT, you damn gill-flapping Welsh "people".
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2007, 08:01:05 pm »
This thread has made me want to re-read the Dark Is Rising books.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2007, 08:19:44 pm »
those are so good.

PS you look like my friend Matt.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2007, 09:09:38 pm »
Quote from: emmdee on August 29, 2007, 10:21:32 am
So about me: I'm 18 years old, Welsh, though I'm currently living (wasting away, more like) in Qatar, out in the Middle East. It's a very shite place to live, but I've got a job that pays me a lot for doing very little, so I shouldn't really complain. But I do. A lot. It sucks here.

I suspect you do something like what I do.

Quote from: emmdee on August 29, 2007, 02:32:08 pm
I think i can put up with a little strange if you can put up with a little jerk?

I like a little strange sometimes, a little jerk other times. All depends on my mood and who I'm with.
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« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2007, 09:44:39 pm »
Do you like the Super Furry Animals?  That is my Welsh knowledge.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2007, 11:14:51 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on August 29, 2007, 09:44:39 pm
Do you like the Super Furry Animals?  That is my Welsh knowledge.

Tom Jones? Anthony Hopkins? (Not busting your balls.)

I decided to see who else (some obvious, I guess):

Terry Jones, Christian Bale, TE Lawrence, Spencer Davis, Andy Fairweather-Low, Roger Glover, John Cale, Lem-fuck*ng-my, Skip James, William Williams Pantycelyn (OK, I just liked the name), Bertrand Russell, Ken Follett, Dick Francis, Roald Dahl, Martin Amis, Ivor Novello (like this name too, but I've heard of him).

That's solid, I'd say. How did I not know Lemmy is Welsh?
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