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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2007, 11:40:02 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on September 06, 2007, 11:31:27 pm
Still hell of a lot better than not gettin' any, A-CAP. No glove = no love.
I think i lost 2 cans for that, so let me clarify, i know guys who refuse to wear condoms and try various means of still getting a girl to do the deed. I am one of the guys who lives with the glove, because I need some love. Im just saying that i dont know of a single guy who prefers condoms over no condoms.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2007, 11:42:12 pm »
Quote from: linnea on September 06, 2007, 11:39:15 pm
Maybe it's because I was a child of the '90s (and my EMT training), but I am all for body substance isolation. The more protection, the better. Condoms are great.

Condoms are great, if youre not the one wearing them.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2007, 11:44:50 pm »
A-CAP, I have restored you a can for being entirely sensible about this issue.

Seriously, condoms are wonderful things and bring a lot of good to the world, but surely you can appreciate that life wouldn't be quite as joyful if you had to wear latex cloves to stroke your cat?
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« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2007, 11:51:49 pm »
Nicely put, 'bagas.  A can to you to maintain harmony and balance.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2007, 11:58:25 pm »
I am much more in the "Get into a monogamous relationship where disease is no longer a question so that basically you are down to using chemicals strictly to prevent pregnancy and condoms aren't necessary" camp.

If I was a place in my life where I was tomcattin' around, of course I would use condoms... but, then again, sex is pretty much 50% as awesome with a condom.

Still more awesome than anything else in a mortal's life, of course, but only half of the real deal.
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« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2007, 01:06:09 am »
Yeah, condoms are fine with me -- I can't tell the difference one way or another -- but I do have to say that the burning-rubber smell afterwards is sort of a buzzkill. 

I'm with lfm.  Monogamy is awesome. 
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2007, 01:22:53 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on September 06, 2007, 11:58:25 pm
I am much more in the "Get into a monogamous relationship where disease is no longer a question so that basically you are down to using chemicals strictly to prevent pregnancy and condoms aren't necessary" camp.

For the same reason as JL, my fiancee is off of hormonal birth control as well.  (As a matter of fact, she used NuvaRing for two years until her doctor recommended that she try going off birth control.  The migraines stopped almost right away.)  So we're six weeks away from married and a condom couple.  Your choice of condom makes a world of difference, though.  I highly recommend these, available at your local CVS. 
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2007, 01:38:04 am »
I like Elexa by Trojan.  Available at your local Target store. 

Low odor is paramount.  Pedro has a hound-dog nose. 
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« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2007, 01:49:58 am »
Does anyone use sponges or spermicide any more? I used to use spermicide with condoms... but that got expensive as my volume of sex increased.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2007, 01:55:24 am »
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Does anyone use sponges or spermicide any more? I used to use spermicide with condoms... but that got expensive as my volume of sex increased.

on a different note, I use platinum-based condoms (it's an experimental new composite) with an enriched-uranium-based spermicide.
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« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2007, 02:25:09 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 07, 2007, 01:55:24 am
on a different note, I use platinum-based condoms (it's an experimental new composite) with an enriched-uranium-based spermicide.
That's nice, sweetheart, but the sex habits of automata aren't entirely germane.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2007, 02:29:29 am »
Quote from: A-CAP on September 06, 2007, 11:42:12 pm
Condoms are great, if youre not the one wearing them.

What?  No.  This is not true at all.  I fuckin' hate condoms.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2007, 02:47:13 am »
I'm a *****?
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« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2007, 08:07:03 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on September 06, 2007, 11:12:43 pm
All men are condom whiners. No man is joyously constricting his manhood in a rubber sheet that covers the exact part used in sexy times. "Oh yea, I love wearing condoms, I hate actually feeling sex, that is so overrated"

Don't put your hang ups on me, Hoss.
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« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2007, 10:05:04 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on September 06, 2007, 11:42:12 pm
Condoms are great, if youre not the one wearing them.

Quote from: Ruta Bagas on September 06, 2007, 11:44:50 pm
A-CAP, I have restored you a can for being entirely sensible about this issue.

Seriously, condoms are wonderful things and bring a lot of good to the world, but surely you can appreciate that life wouldn't be quite as joyful if you had to wear latex cloves to stroke your cat?

If condoms do such a bang-up job of reducing your sensitivity, then why don't men have marathon endurance while wearing condoms? I'm just sayin'.
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